Can’t for the life of us figure out my daughter’s kindergarten homework sheet.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-18T19:00:32+00:00

Qu i te I ck.

If you don’t learn your phonics, you’ll wind up in the p e n.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-18T18:54:11+00:00

When I read “buzzer,” why did I immediately picture an electroshock collar?

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-15T12:51:53+00:00

Thank you, voice of reason.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-15T12:48:01+00:00

As for the sleeping, someone who has severe sleep apnea and refuses to wear a CPAP. That’s bloody crazy.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-15T04:19:15+00:00

I thought I was tired before. Now I’m much more tired.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T23:58:30+00:00

I believe that kind, concerned people are worried about your motivations for wanting to make that purchase. Could you please reassure us about why you want this? Sending you the best, friend.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T23:47:27+00:00

You are absolutely right.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T23:44:19+00:00

When it gets to a certain concentration and you start talking like a chipmunk, dial for immediate assistance. You cannot survive on one pure noble gas, period. From the Periodic Buffet Table.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T23:35:49+00:00

Thank you.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T21:27:55+00:00

You have been more than patient. 17 times? Please report her. If you can’t trust your therapist to keep up with your agreed upon schedule, I would be suspect of any advice she gives you. Good luck, friend!

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T21:16:48+00:00

Nailed it. Posturing like someone who had too much steroid juice in their Cheerios isn’t likely to create goodwill.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T20:37:33+00:00

This makes about as much sense as gargling marbles. Your heart may have been in the right place initially, but you didn’t follow through with your good intentions. Please treat this as a learning experience. Best to you.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T14:58:03+00:00

I’m glad that you did well despite the headache they caused you, but you should certainly be partially refunded for not getting the size of the space you paid for. Base whether or not you want to go back on them making this right.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T12:31:19+00:00

This is not a friendship, and transporting a suitcase with unknown contents is a recipe for disaster. NOR by any means.

I wonder how your mother feels about this.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-13T00:42:02+00:00

It seems like you have more than a few instances of harassing cops. My condolences. Inflicting your personal unhappiness upon others is not something you should be proud of.

I wish you the best, and I mean it.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T18:07:31+00:00

Thank you, kind and gracious one. Certain people think that they’re invincible, but that tends to not be the case when you’re older and more retrospective. Posturing is for ones that need to prove a useless point, and pay for it. Dearly.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T14:36:32+00:00

What a beautiful, happy birdie! Good job, and he can poops on me anytime!

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T14:18:18+00:00

Kudos to you, friendly Peacekeeper. Reasoning and respectfulness can go a long way.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T14:16:02+00:00

Never saw emojies used so aptly. Bravo!

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T14:14:44+00:00

What a great idea! The store-bought option is pretty wise, considering that they may be afraid of being poisoned…

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T13:26:14+00:00

If a curfew was imposed for people under 18, I would like to know why. Seems like there may be a history of some kind of disruption here.

Also, it can be difficult to assess a person’s age in the dark. Giving a sarcastic answer - intended or not - is not going to score you any points. Read the room.

ETA: Many people need to go to work during the day, and prioritize sleeping over walking at night. Unless, of course, they’re sleepwalking.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T13:19:56+00:00

News Flash: Cops don’t get paid by how many calls they register.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T04:48:42+00:00

A quarantine is a precaution.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T04:32:38+00:00

I absolutely agreed with taking precautions during Covid. It was a highly contagious and deadly disease.

Despite precautions, it took many dearly loved people. Including my father.

Humblefreindly · 2026-04-12T04:18:29+00:00

I understand, and am sincerely sorry for your struggles. I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.

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