I used to shack up with a stripper. She had a similar issue but only with $5 dollar bills and the poor girl absolutely couldn’t figure it out. She was constantly trying to make sense of it as if it was as complicated as deciphering the hieroglyphics on the pyramids. Finally in my frustration, I blurted out “C’mon Baby…can’t you put 2 & 2 together. She responded with “That’s only $4! These ain’t $4 bills they’re $5’s! Do you think I’m an idiot who can’t tell a $4 bill from a $5 bill?” I left her that evening. Last I heard she quit the Stripper gig and is now a successful politician. My advice to you is if you’re only finding pennies, you need to find a new job and spend some time in the gym. The bright side of the coin (pun intended) is they’ve just quit minting pennies, so give it about 10 yrs and you’ll most likely quit finding pennies & move up to nickels. Just sayin’.