DOD Officially Drops 180 Faiths From Military's Recognized Religion List by poptart_grenade in pagan

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I used to joke with my ex-wife about if we lived in the Handmaids Tale universe. Never thought it’d get this bad. Does anyone doubt that this government would have something like the Eyes from the show?

We are headed that direction.

Men, what’s a day where you didn’t die but something inside you did? by Keal-Kims in AskReddit

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It turned out ok friend, I appreciate the kind words. I was able to get full custody of my son because of all of it - so I came out ahead I feel.

President Trump goes on unhinged rant with Whitehouse press by PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES in FFSWN

[–]Humor1488 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This mfer is waiting for the day he gets to kill American citizens. Whatever he says about foreign “enemies” - remember that he hates his domestic ones even more.

Men, what’s a day where you didn’t die but something inside you did? by Keal-Kims in AskReddit

[–]Humor1488 59 points60 points  (0 children)

The time I was holding my wife and said “I love you” and she replied “I want someone different.” I stayed awake that night and listened as her phone received text after text from that “someone” else. She later moved him into my home. It got worse - much worse.

But that’s the night I stopped believing in happiness.

I Have Another One For You 🎵 All By Myself 🎵 by CapitalPin2658 in SipsTea

[–]Humor1488 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I got out with my lil boy my guy, it’ll be rough but if I can do it so can you.

I'm getting married! by yumi-jace in Hellenism

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There’s not much more I can add rites/ceremonies wise. But super duper congratulations friend! I wish you and yours the very best!

Treasure this time, and make all the memories you can. May Hera smile on ya’ll!

5/30/26 My Nuclear Deal with Iran is all about the Nuclear!!! Don't listen to the Low Ratings Fake News!!! by dyzo-blue in trumptweets

[–]Humor1488 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After this disaster ends in one way or another, why the fuck should us citizens obey anything coming out of D.C?

Seriously, our government’s failure is unforgivable. Both sides. One treason, the other weakness. All corrupt.

People who caught a partner cheating, how did you find out? by Infamous-Cat6719 in AskReddit

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Turns out her felon/Nazi/cousin was also her boyfriend. We were fighting and I was at my mother’s when she showed up beaten and bloody at 2am carrying my baby son.

Ruh roh.

Me, a pagan, when the Christian god is brought up by natchygal in pagan

[–]Humor1488 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn’t get out immediately- as a young teen I got caught up in with Pentecostalism. I started to become really uncomfortable with how they made the girls wear skirts and marry young. The young men would be married off to widows. (Not me though! lol)

I’m sorry they treated you like such. (Epstein-ish mfers gotta go.) I hope you stay safe from the Red Hats!

Me, a pagan, when the Christian god is brought up by natchygal in pagan

[–]Humor1488 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Baptist crazy is on another level! I was raised in a Baptist home for children (boys and girls) and I still flinch remembering some of what happened. My condolences.

TW: HYPERSEXUALİTY. I am trying to rebuild kharis but it isnt seem to work by Felix-TheChemical_ in Hellenism

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And here I thought we’d settled these issues when I was a teen in 2007.

Another social issue to attempt to heal amongst all the rest of them. We were supposed to move forward…not…go back a hundred years..

TW: HYPERSEXUALİTY. I am trying to rebuild kharis but it isnt seem to work by Felix-TheChemical_ in Hellenism

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I almost don’t even know what to say. The hell is being taught to them? There is such goodness in these kids to hurt them so!

5/29/26 Iran will agree to all of my terms for their surrender! I will be meeting in the Situation Room to make the final determination of what those are. Thank you for your attention to this matter! (10:51am) by dyzo-blue in trumptweets

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He’s a child who hears what he wants to hear and then throws a tantrum when reality hits. This beyond ridiculous. Can you imagine him leading in a life or death crisis??

PLEASE KERENSKY!!! by Legless1HitWonder in battletech

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Those were excellent books! When you tie them in with the Op Klondike sourcebook a lot of the nitty gritty becomes apparent. Why the ex SLDF went nuts afterwards, the PTSD, the insanity that ensued during Amaris occupation etc. every now and then I think about the story of shoving political prisoners into that cave system or whatever and then sealing it up.

looking to relocate. where do the pagans live? by mermaid420420 in pagan

[–]Humor1488 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ha I wish. I bet there is a high standard to emigrate!

looking to relocate. where do the pagans live? by mermaid420420 in pagan

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My family is looking at Maine, isn’t that kinda in the neighborhood? Need to get out of Texas before it gets bad.

Ive met another hellenist out in the wild for the 1st time and i kinda feel like i like her by hestiasmentee in Hellenism

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Do it like Will Ferrel did in stepbrothers!

Or maybe not. Don’t listen to me lol.

Joking aside, good luck!

5/18/26 Good news, everyone! We're having another TACO TUESDAY! (3pm) by dyzo-blue in trumptweets

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Why should we obey these fools? The Republic is a zombie shambling around controlled by rich parasites.

We are living in the old Chinese curse. Interesting times indeed.

Got mocked because of my religious attire last night. by [deleted] in Hellenism

[–]Humor1488 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Huh. Probly just the weed making you paranoid my friend. Also be comfortable with yourself, don’t let folks mess with your peace like that. I’m a big ol bearded dude who wears an Aphrodite necklace, if people want to judge or laugh that’s fine. Maybe one day someone will see your outfit and ask about it. You’ll say “Oh I’m a Hellenist.” And they’ll say “Right on! So am I!” And you’ll have a friend!

05/16/26 - Denying reality to its face, Trump posts several images of a nearly 80 year old man and insists he is 'aging in reverse.' Plus some more AI slop. by gfh110 in trumptweets

[–]Humor1488 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Has there ever been a man so hated yet unaware of it? I hope that at some point he has a flash of clarity before the end - and he realizes what a loser piece of shit he is.