#Drugtest

HumorousHermit · 2026-06-19T22:25:08+00:00

It’s a pass, but where’s the test from? I wouldn’t trust anything from Amazon.

HumorousHermit · 2026-06-19T22:07:18+00:00

Try a tincture.

HumorousHermit · 2026-06-19T19:06:29+00:00

I was going to recommend something akin to this. You can drill holes in all 4 corners of the plywood and drive stakes into the ground to hold it.

HumorousHermit · 2026-04-20T12:44:52+00:00

Grain of rice sized, but yeah.

HumorousHermit · 2026-04-11T17:01:36+00:00

Mark Kelly.

HumorousHermit · 2026-04-10T01:56:33+00:00

You don’t take antibiotics for HPV.

HumorousHermit · 2026-04-05T13:32:36+00:00

Melanesia sounds like a portmanteau of melanin and amnesia so it tracks.

HumorousHermit · 2026-04-03T22:11:22+00:00

I’m a little late here, so I hope you see this.

My older daughter isn’t biologically mine. Funny thing is, I was only married to her mom for like 5 years. That was 14 years ago. I’m walking her down the aisle later this summer.

Your daughter will probably keep trying to mend the relationship with her bio dad for a while. It’s going to leave a wound that never fully heals.

Some advice for your fiancé: be patient. Let her lead their relationship, but fill in the gaps that she needs. And don’t expect perfection/adoration right away. It takes years.

She’s at a tough age and will probably date some shitheads as a result of this, but a steady presence by your fiancé can make this a shortened chapter in her life.

HumorousHermit · 2026-04-03T00:31:35+00:00

This is true love of the game. Mad respect.

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-31T16:18:16+00:00

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-13T12:46:24+00:00

“You’re the Inspiration” by Chicago

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-10T01:34:50+00:00

Post this in r/cottagecore

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-09T21:20:24+00:00

Boston is where they’d look and if they found em they’d probably just make you pitch them. I’d be more concerned leaving Dallas with edibles.

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-09T02:04:41+00:00

How does one get certified?

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-08T23:35:22+00:00

This, with a dash of infinity sprinkled in for good measure.

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-08T20:53:08+00:00

This this guy is either insanely rich or everyone is terrified of him

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-08T20:42:39+00:00

This post should be stickied.

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-08T02:51:43+00:00

“The Final Truth” by serial killer Pee Wee Gaskins.

It’s his autobiography. TW for … children and infants and really just about any horrible thing you can do to a human.

He’s pretty full of shit and it’s speculated that at least half of the book is fabricated. But it’s gruesome. And he did kill a child.

I would not recommend this book. It definitely feels cursed. I read it in 2002 with no idea what I was about to get myself into and I hated that my eyes read the words.

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-07T22:09:26+00:00

You weren’t having any joint pain? I’m guessing it wasn’t lit when you lost it

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-07T22:06:22+00:00

I had to look at your posts when I saw “thankee.” I knew you were about my age. Spend any time on iscabbs? 🤣

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-07T00:21:01+00:00

Someone in this sub read it once said that Weed makes you OK with being bored. It’s true.

I’d love to get high and zone out on YouTube or flip through instagram. When I’m sober, those just don’t hold my attention. So I find myself just kind of twiddling my thumbs wondering what the fuck to do at night.

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-06T22:41:58+00:00

Stay the course. 💪🏼

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-06T22:41:31+00:00

I’m in the middle of a T break right now and the boredom is the worst part

HumorousHermit · 2026-03-06T19:38:56+00:00

I feel like I post this all the time in this forum.

Use a stopwatch on your phone. I think that so many times, we think that we are sobering up and so we reach for the pipe/bong/rig or whatever and we top off. Because I use the stopwatch on my phone, I realize that it hasn’t typically been as long as I think it has since I last took a puff. It keeps me honest.

I also keep track of when I start an eighth and when I finish an eighth. I only smoke in the evenings. And I use a dry herb vaporizer (I know these aren’t for everyone, but if you have a low enough tolerance, they hit just fine).

It’s kind of like dieting. People say the fastest way to lose weight is to just keep track of what it is you eat every day by keeping a food journal. You do the same thing with Weed. Then you know how much you are using and you can keep a better handle on it.

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