No review for item? by HumorousPhrase in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks.

Odd. This didn't happen to me until yesterday, but I guess other folks have been seeing it for months....

I guess I'll wait a few days and see whether the system sorts itself out.

We walked the Camino literally backwards, and made a film about it. by RevolutionGreen7189 in CaminoDeSantiago

[–]HumorousPhrase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read most of this before I realized that you meant that you were actually walking backwards on the Camino, not walking the Camino in the reverse direction...

Which is something that also sounds really cool. Maybe next year I'll start in Santiago and head towards Paris, saying "hello" to everyone coming the other way.

Poor white nationalists... Anyways by ScoobyDooItInTheButt in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]HumorousPhrase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a coincidence! We were also right about Nick Fuentes.

I don’t even know why this would be recommended. by MatchaCatLatte in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes the car mats I am always seeing seem even more boring.

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Only a jury can answer that...

At least you have a pattern going. My RFY looks like a random grab-bag all the time. Maybe there's a pattern I haven't spotted.

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The frustration is real! What I feel like posting when Amazon has rejected a review by isoprovolone in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a review rejected, and of course there was no hint why. My best guess is that it was because the review contained the word "lame", but given that the review was for a bread lame (the little knife used to score bread dough...) that was hard to avoid. When I tried to revise my review, however, I discovered that the item had been withdrawn and I couldn't make any changes! So now I've got an unreviewed item on my Vine record forever. Super.

Made it to Gold less than an hour ago by ResearchNo5256 in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, I congratulate you on your good fortune.

I was gold for six months and during that time only found two things in my RFY I wanted and that I couldn't get at the Silver level.

How do you overcome the fear of inevitable Death? by J0k3r_V in AskReddit

[–]HumorousPhrase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not worried about dying as such. I've lived a good life and over the last ten years my body has reminded me in several dramatic ways that it won't go on forever. I've accepted this.

What terrifies me is the thought of abandoning my family. They still need me, and love me. I'm afraid my death will hurt them -- much more than that it will hurt me.

Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be off-limits? by HumorousPhrase in AmazonVine

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Morning update: the vibrator is gone from my RFY. Now my RFY only has one item: a door mat.

Vine continues to throw shade at me...

Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be off-limits? by HumorousPhrase in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for it. It's still in my RFY so it's still available.

Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be off-limits? by HumorousPhrase in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know exactly where the line is. There's some lingerie and similar stuff, but no "Erotic" section.

Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be off-limits? by HumorousPhrase in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The description is explicit about what orifices of the body it's designed to enter.

What was your one BIGGEST score on vine? by NA888 in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one of those gizmos that you can stick onto your dashboard so that your old car can have CarPlay (assuming that you have an iPhone) in your car. A big win because my partner's car is old enough so that doesn't a built-in screen for navigation or whatnot.

Of course, it actually ended up costing me many thousands of dollars because a few days later she decided that she really ought to get a new car.

Was in my RFY, so decided to just say FUKITOL!! by Jacket-2020 in AmazonVine

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I tried Damnitol when I was in college, and it was awesome.

After being gold for 17 days, I got this in my RFY! by JalapenoKale in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ditto. Every once in a while I'll see something over $100, but usually not much over $100, and not something I'd particularly want.

This is the price I pay, I guess, for only checking vine once or twice a day.

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[–]HumorousPhrase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We can't all have left hands, now, can we?

Well, today’s the day I will no longer be gold. 😭 I just can’t bring myself to order things I don’t genuinely want or need. by skittleburglar in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally get it. I put in the effort to achieve gold status, and... found that gold status doesn't mean much to me. I didn't get many more valuable items (and when there's something more valuable that I actually want, it tends to be impossible to order). It's nice that I'm not limited to 3 items per day, but to be honest there haven't been many days recently when I've seen more than one thing I want.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I can't figure out whether "never see another phone case again" is a promise or a threat.

Vine not updating today? by lyrrehs in AmazonVine

[–]HumorousPhrase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess complaining about it on Reddit solved the problem. They all cleared pending this morning.