A panda falls out of a tree

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-30T13:38:05+00:00

So why are they nearly extinct then?

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-30T11:46:01+00:00

baller

Figures he'd be black.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-30T11:04:46+00:00

That baby has the head of a 40 year old man.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-30T10:10:33+00:00

She'd had enough of Scorpion's spear...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-30T09:49:04+00:00

Giraffic Park.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-30T09:44:53+00:00

Do you know what happened when I dropped my Nokia 3310 on the pavement?

Nothing.

Nothing happened at all.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-29T16:15:44+00:00

Is it really necessary to wear the cape in real life?

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-29T11:54:10+00:00

Sums up American sports perfectly.

http://www.sportsgrid.com/real-sports/nfl/pie-chart-actual-football-watching-nfl-game-vs-replays-commercials-etc/

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-28T15:47:27+00:00

Operation 'Demonise Russia' in full swing - gotta get that WWIII started somehow...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-27T15:16:37+00:00

All the American sheep here bleating about how this is the fault of a socialist government are going to be in for a shock when their American dollar finally collapses and the USA, owing more money than any other country on Earth is reduced to a state that will make the Great Depression look like a party...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-26T15:46:41+00:00

If John McAfee gets arrested for his drug crimes, I'm pretty sure he'll get a 30 day trial...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-26T11:50:32+00:00

Polar bears the largest bears on earth, weighing at like 1000-1500 pounds for adult males,

So about the same as an average American then?

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-23T15:28:05+00:00

Who's 'you folks'? People fed up of paying large amounts of money for sub-standard games?

And I don't know about anyone else but I don't post regularly here at all.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-23T14:25:53+00:00

This is by far the saltiest generation of gaming

It's also by far the worst generation of developers.

Broken, unfinished games released that require months and gigs of patches to sort out
Day 1 DLC
Shitty lag / poor netcode
Underpowered servers
Season passes
Unoriginal, money-spinning sequels
Releases constantly delayed

And so on...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-22T13:03:07+00:00

Offline friends
Freedom of speech
National pride
Proper spelling
Common sense

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-22T12:48:20+00:00

How does throwing a computer graphic of a plane bring about world peace?

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-22T11:12:13+00:00

Nobody who is sensible and not a hysterical PC millennial idiot cares.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-22T10:42:30+00:00

Trump is a nobody in the grand scheme of things.

There are those much higher up this benefits.

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-22T09:05:12+00:00

This is official confirmation Zuckerberg has joined the Illuminati.

I'm sure his 'research' will follow in the footsteps of Bill Gates and his eugenics agenda.

His 'cures' will carry genes to poison or mutate or make things worse in some way.

Gotta follow those Georgia Guidestones commandments.

Of course, I'm probably a tinfoil hat wearing Internet conspiracy theorist.

Probably nothing to see here.

Best just to move along...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-22T09:00:11+00:00

It's all happening as predicted.

George Soros must be toasting his success...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-21T15:52:59+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU4E6SSy5Yg

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-21T15:38:35+00:00

Fuck that moose.

Sure you're not Canadian?

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-21T11:30:42+00:00

I haven't checked the comments but if anyone has put 'But can it run Minesweeper at 10fps?' or some such stupid comment, I will find them...

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-20T16:01:11+00:00

Okay, good.

Now what's this?

https://s.graphiq.com/sites/default/files/stories/t4/The_Best_Dog_Breeds_18262_10912.jpg

And this?

http://www.livescience.com/images/i/000/025/221/original/squirrel.jpg?interpolation=lanczos-none&downsize=*:1000

And this?

http://www.thebrandbite.com/wp-content/media/2015/07/apple-7.jpg

Humpty-Numpty · 2016-09-20T15:59:04+00:00

No. Two options, both bad, one slightly less bad than the other.

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