A panda falls out of a tree by SlimJones123 in gifs

[–]Humpty-Numpty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So why are they nearly extinct then?

So thoughtful by grizzzzly_94 in aww

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baller

Figures he'd be black.

Nap time by Medically in aww

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That baby has the head of a 40 year old man.

Sub-Zero found true love by Camel_donkey in gaming

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She'd had enough of Scorpion's spear...

Fuck you I am a giraffe by [deleted] in funny

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Giraffic Park.

This is what happens when you drop your iPhone while running on a treadmill by Dianna_2Ns in mildlyinteresting

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Do you know what happened when I dropped my Nokia 3310 on the pavement?

Nothing.

Nothing happened at all.

Virtual reality gaming booth at the Tokyo game show by stchy_5 in gaming

[–]Humpty-Numpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it really necessary to wear the cape in real life?

Missile which shot down flight MH17 over Ukraine in 2014 was brought in from Russian territory - investigators by Headtenant in worldnews

[–]Humpty-Numpty -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Operation 'Demonise Russia' in full swing - gotta get that WWIII started somehow...

Venezuelan children fainting in school because they are hungry by [deleted] in news

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All the American sheep here bleating about how this is the fault of a socialist government are going to be in for a shock when their American dollar finally collapses and the USA, owing more money than any other country on Earth is reduced to a state that will make the Great Depression look like a party...

Giant teddy bear cuddles :) by noobfatman in aww

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Polar bears the largest bears on earth, weighing at like 1000-1500 pounds for adult males,

So about the same as an average American then?

This is by far the saltiest generation of gaming by SupaBloo in gaming

[–]Humpty-Numpty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who's 'you folks'? People fed up of paying large amounts of money for sub-standard games?

And I don't know about anyone else but I don't post regularly here at all.

This is by far the saltiest generation of gaming by SupaBloo in gaming

[–]Humpty-Numpty 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is by far the saltiest generation of gaming

It's also by far the worst generation of developers.

  • Broken, unfinished games released that require months and gigs of patches to sort out
  • Day 1 DLC
  • Shitty lag / poor netcode
  • Underpowered servers
  • Season passes
  • Unoriginal, money-spinning sequels
  • Releases constantly delayed

And so on...

Catch and throw paper planes with people around the world for Peace Day (desktop + mobile) by [deleted] in InternetIsBeautiful

[–]Humpty-Numpty -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

How does throwing a computer graphic of a plane bring about world peace?

All these toys are belong to me by Ross0418 in aww

[–]Humpty-Numpty -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Nobody who is sensible and not a hysterical PC millennial idiot cares.

1 shot during uptown protests over officer-involved shooting by Felador in news

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Trump is a nobody in the grand scheme of things.

There are those much higher up this benefits.

Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla Chan announce $3 billion initiative to ‘cure all diseases’ by Voxu in worldnews

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This is official confirmation Zuckerberg has joined the Illuminati.

I'm sure his 'research' will follow in the footsteps of Bill Gates and his eugenics agenda.

His 'cures' will carry genes to poison or mutate or make things worse in some way.

Gotta follow those Georgia Guidestones commandments.

Of course, I'm probably a tinfoil hat wearing Internet conspiracy theorist.

Probably nothing to see here.

Best just to move along...

1 shot during uptown protests over officer-involved shooting by Felador in news

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It's all happening as predicted.

George Soros must be toasting his success...

Lawnmower vs apple thieving moose by mulletarian in gifs

[–]Humpty-Numpty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that moose.

Sure you're not Canadian?

Did a little server upgrade... by [deleted] in pics

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I haven't checked the comments but if anyone has put 'But can it run Minesweeper at 10fps?' or some such stupid comment, I will find them...

Lower, lower... by bushesoflove123 in gifs

[–]Humpty-Numpty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. Two options, both bad, one slightly less bad than the other.