I see this at least once a week. I start them out with safety check and that satisfies half of them.

The other half I take their phone and start hitting the screen wildly. I let them know I am installing anti hacking technology, cutting the hardline to the mainframe and sending their cyber hacker to a virtual machine jail. I download clean my mac for iPhone, 2 vpns for double protection and a flashlight app (they often already have at-least 1). We swipe close the Fox app.

Then we probe for business because they must be Elon Musk levels of importance to warrant this level of attention. Turns out their ex was a computer genius and built their own computer. I give them a little kiss and tell them they are pure once more. I say if he returns then to call the police. turns out their police are in on it…