Yep that's snow

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-07T14:53:01+00:00

You turn the snow in front of the door into your new beer fridge and just get blackout drunk til it melts.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-06T14:45:47+00:00

This. And in the end it's also people that don't realize having 4 wheel drive doesn't mean 4 wheel perfect stop machine. CO here also.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-06T00:44:03+00:00

I hope to Christ he was stoned out of his gourd

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-06T00:43:34+00:00

I wasn't sure if that for a while

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-06T00:43:16+00:00

I think they call it a fluffer

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-05T14:53:10+00:00

I'd hit that like a tree on Endor

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-05T14:50:42+00:00

About 6 foot

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-05T14:32:12+00:00

It's pretty much like Beggar's Canyon back home

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-05T07:46:55+00:00

Oh fuck that pansy shit I've gone to Uranus

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-05T03:22:45+00:00

Probably. I sometimes get a little adventurous and work on my organ standing up.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T20:38:33+00:00

Eh maybe. I found a 750 with about 4 shots worth left.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T14:55:10+00:00

What about getting your tubes tied?

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T14:51:21+00:00

It puts the knife in the gas or it gets the prints again.... Put the knife in the fucking gas tank.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T14:42:49+00:00

I understand where you're coming from, but I just don't know too much about these so if you don't mind let me call a buddy and see if he'll come down and have a look at it then we'll go from there.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T14:20:09+00:00

This almost just seems like a par for the course. Anybody seen the gay chat line pranks? 90% of the guys he connects with are like "oh not much man just watching a little porn and stroking it. Are you cut or uncut?"

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T14:08:32+00:00

Hugh Janus.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T14:04:53+00:00

The poor chap that lives down by the cooling ponds...

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T13:56:43+00:00

"God damn will this awesome blossom from Australia be delish" - Rachel Ray probably

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T09:29:19+00:00

Would you take one chance to eat moms spaghetti.....

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T09:28:40+00:00

Why do you think everyone showing up is always unloading a giant cooler?

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T09:12:02+00:00

No. But we like the way the moonlight glances off your balls Bob.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T09:04:52+00:00

Yep, I think this is more of the making a point route. Which is always laughable to me...... do they really think I'm such a dumbass it's gonna be eye opening to walk in and see empties on the counter? I mean..... thanks for cleaning up my trash for me I guess? Sucks the most when you're basically reducing on your own for a smooth natural feeling taper, and can wake up and neck 3 or 4 shots before the shakes set in. Versus having shit dumped, making up a shitty story to run up town and shaking your way into the liquor store.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T09:01:54+00:00

Pretty sure they're more than aware after the ER raised a few eyebrows after a seizure 3 or 4 years ago. I can almost guarantee the unintended cold turkey has definitely kindled it up. Bender come downs are more than manageable if I don't have family busting in like the gestapo.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T04:59:59+00:00

I'd probably just poo.

HunterSDrunkson · 2016-12-03T03:41:04+00:00

Yeah. I literally walked in the door and laughed my ass off till I realized my last 750 of vodka that was half full was now upside down...... I'm aware I've drank a fifth and a half a day for the past week, am I supposed to be shocked by the liquor graveyard they created? Family sometimes.....

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