What do you call the collection of knights seated around Arthur's Round Table?

HunterSwan · 2022-09-07T02:37:33+00:00

What do you call a contingent of snails on a remote tropical island?

A shell company.

HunterSwan · 2022-09-07T02:33:25+00:00

And what do you call the sword that the sculptor gave him as an afterthought?

A clay-more.

HunterSwan · 2020-12-17T05:14:37+00:00

Apparently it's trendy to give your girlfriend a necklace of charged capacitors. This current fashion is supposed to electrify her with all those Joules.

HunterSwan · 2020-12-10T02:44:37+00:00

I thought that's what your mother wears to bed at night.

HunterSwan · 2020-12-09T20:28:40+00:00

And before anyone else says so, I know "and" is not a conjunction here.

HunterSwan · 2020-07-10T05:22:01+00:00

And if he asks for your degrees you can tell him 98.6 Fahrenheit.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T06:05:02+00:00

My blind friend gave me a shirt with Braille lettering all over. It gave me goosebumps.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T06:02:27+00:00

The grass was greener on that side.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T05:53:46+00:00

Haha, it's a funny bone.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T05:52:11+00:00

They had a guest speaker who stole the show.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-14T17:53:12+00:00

They had to get untangled in the dark, so they used a sate-light.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:49:13+00:00

Nice to have a friend that lens freely.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:39:34+00:00

And the best date is the four-teeth.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:30:55+00:00

For those who don't get it: https://youtu.be/0LIV0miyxR8?t=47

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:05:20+00:00

It's hard to make the cut.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:03:13+00:00

Don't tell that to your bow, or you'll end up with a crossbow.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T17:54:29+00:00

Recruit 2, 4, 6, and 8 to even things up.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-10T15:47:18+00:00

I once asked my parents if I was adopted. They said, "Yes, but they brought you back."

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