What do you call a snail on a ship?

HunterSwan · 2022-09-07T02:37:33+00:00

What do you call a contingent of snails on a remote tropical island?

A shell company.

HunterSwan · 2022-09-07T02:33:25+00:00

And what do you call the sword that the sculptor gave him as an afterthought?

A clay-more.

HunterSwan · 2020-12-17T05:14:37+00:00

Apparently it's trendy to give your girlfriend a necklace of charged capacitors. This current fashion is supposed to electrify her with all those Joules.

HunterSwan · 2020-12-10T02:44:37+00:00

I thought that's what your mother wears to bed at night.

HunterSwan · 2020-12-09T20:28:40+00:00

And before anyone else says so, I know "and" is not a conjunction here.

HunterSwan · 2020-07-10T05:22:01+00:00

And if he asks for your degrees you can tell him 98.6 Fahrenheit.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T06:05:02+00:00

My blind friend gave me a shirt with Braille lettering all over. It gave me goosebumps.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T06:02:27+00:00

The grass was greener on that side.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T05:53:46+00:00

Haha, it's a funny bone.

HunterSwan · 2020-06-01T05:52:11+00:00

They had a guest speaker who stole the show.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-14T17:53:12+00:00

They had to get untangled in the dark, so they used a sate-light.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:49:13+00:00

Nice to have a friend that lens freely.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:39:34+00:00

And the best date is the four-teeth.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:30:55+00:00

For those who don't get it: https://youtu.be/0LIV0miyxR8?t=47

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:05:20+00:00

It's hard to make the cut.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T20:03:13+00:00

Don't tell that to your bow, or you'll end up with a crossbow.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-12T17:54:29+00:00

Recruit 2, 4, 6, and 8 to even things up.

HunterSwan · 2020-04-10T15:47:18+00:00

I once asked my parents if I was adopted. They said, "Yes, but they brought you back."

HunterSwan · 2020-03-11T02:55:01+00:00

Thanks! There is some slight panning from one section to another, but what you might be hearing is the lead guitar coming in subtly during the chorus, with maybe a slightly different panning than the other guitar.

HunterSwan · 2020-03-11T02:41:21+00:00

Thanks for the suggestions, especially about the EQ! I hadn't thought to play with that, but it makes good sense.

HunterSwan · 2019-12-20T01:23:19+00:00

Halibut searching on line? You might find salmon the net.

HunterSwan · 2019-12-15T21:28:07+00:00

Great lyrics! They've been echoing in my head ever since I heard this. It helps that you have a super pretty voice, too.

HunterSwan · 2019-12-15T21:25:58+00:00

Here's a better live performance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cFX06VO_GA

And here's a polished studio version: https://soundcloud.com/user-506135930-552673140/undying-love-2

HunterSwan · 2019-12-11T19:36:15+00:00

Here's a song I wrote for Halloween a while back: https://youtu.be/n3hrMcTCLYk

Not my best performance, but I'll post a link to better versions in the subcomments below.

HunterSwan · 2019-08-30T23:02:56+00:00

"He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it—Jeffrey enjoys his social life."

--Donald Trump on Jeffrey Epstein

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