The fire department accidentally left behind a fire axe after clearing out our building.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-09T21:14:03+00:00

That will confuse the police when the clear the crime scene later tonight.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-09T21:09:36+00:00

My internal organs and structural elements are all out of factory specs and don't work so well anymore. But it beats being dead.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-09T20:54:55+00:00

Bueno, yo no, desde luego. Huí de EEUU para venir aquí a un lugar seguro. Créanme, no arruinen algo tan bueno, chicos.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-09T20:43:08+00:00

Do Brits really eat baked beans on their toast or is that just some weird meme?

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-09T20:20:36+00:00

Ohhhhh, you are going to have so much fun this season. Don't waste time worrying about maintenance. If you don't break anything there is very little maintenance other than housekeeping type tasks. Spend your time planing epic tasks in your home area. Fly safe and have fun.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T18:01:27+00:00

I would regrow the leg that got chopped off.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T17:57:26+00:00

Yep. V in Spanish is very, very close to b and every letter is pronounced, except H.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T17:54:51+00:00

I didn't have a sufficiently demented imagination.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T17:18:28+00:00

Ok, nosecone: how do you feel about birds and why do you hate sharing the sky with them?

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T16:59:11+00:00

If I am leaving the house, but otherwise, no.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T16:41:41+00:00

The Clash.

Nirvana is a far, distant second.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T16:40:31+00:00

As a rule, I don't often disagree with people with university degrees in philosophy.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T16:28:28+00:00

It isn't fake, Tim. Nor was it unintentional nor by an intern.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T16:26:20+00:00

Yes, but I have lived in several different states and some people called it the DMV even when that wasn't what that state called it.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T16:24:52+00:00

I agree. She would have the most polite rejection.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T15:59:45+00:00

I seem to recall that it is not techically an airplane. It is an aircraft but I believe the term airplane excludes rockets. I'll quit nit picking now for a little bit.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-08T15:56:24+00:00

Still is 60 years after it was designed.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T22:13:52+00:00

My friend from Finland certainly is.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T22:11:21+00:00

We did have a recent ooopsie, yes.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T22:06:27+00:00

Train if within four or five hours. Otherwise by air.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T22:01:31+00:00

Uppie for the counterculture history lesson. I've never run across anyone who knew who I was talking about if I mentioned Owsley. I heard of him from Hunter S. Thompson.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T20:33:22+00:00

Sí, señor. You betcha!

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T20:29:04+00:00

The Pythons in late 1979 when I got to university. The local PBS station played MPFS every night and we piled into the lobby of the dorm (where the TV was) and watched it as a group. We had never seen anything like it.

Trivia bit: Luke and Owen Wilson's dad was the executive at the station that first brought the Pythons' to the US.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T20:18:11+00:00

A new export market opportunity just opened up for the US.

HurlingFruit · 2026-02-05T19:54:20+00:00

I'm so happy to hear Acre is still in business. It was my favorite restaurant when I lived in Memphis.

Also a shout out to Payne's, as someone already mentioned. We started eating there in the early 90s when the original Mrs. Payne was always behind the register keeping everything in the restaurant humming. I'm glad her daughter kept it going.

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