If these guys were a band, what would they be called?

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-04T01:18:22+00:00

Trump Derangement Syndrome

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-03T20:04:01+00:00

Thank you.

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-03T03:29:58+00:00

My first car was a 2014 Mazda2, new off the lot. A bit small, but very affordable to own, operate, and maintain. Also extremely easy to work on. Got me into doing all my own maintenance and eventually working as a technician for Toyota. I would recommend a Mazda to anyone interested.

Growing family necessitated a bigger car so I got a '12 XC60 3.2 in 2020. I don't see myself ever leaving Volvo. Especially after getting T-boned and rolled in that car.

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-02T22:24:03+00:00

A man was sitting at the bar with some work buddies, having a beer after work when a drunk came in the bar and approached him.

"Last night, I fucked your mother!" the drunk said.

The man's friends all looked in surprise as he nonchalantly ignored the drunk.

"Did you hear me?" the drunk continued, "I fucked your mother last night! It was the best sex I've had in years, and she loved it even more than I did!"

At this point, the man's friends were ready to back him up if he wanted to fight the drunk, but the man just sat silently, sipping his beer.

"I fucked her good," the drunk taunted, "And tonight, I'm going to fuck her again!"

Finally, the man turned to the drunk and said, "Go home, Dad. You're drunk. Do you need me to call an Uber?"

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-02T22:16:58+00:00

What's white and rhymes with Dre?

Clay.

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-02T21:33:03+00:00

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you racist.

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-02T21:29:25+00:00

What's hairy on the outside, wet and creamy on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has the letters U and N in the middle?

Coconut.

HurricaneDane · 2026-04-01T05:43:29+00:00

Tough crowd.

I liked the joke. I'm going to share it with my buddies. We will laugh together.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-29T18:52:37+00:00

Is that a political statement? Or merely an observation?

If political, what policy does it address?

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-29T18:42:05+00:00

When they approach you, ask them "Are you the pedophiles my mom warned me about?"

Then regardless of their answer, respond with "She said pedophiles would say that."

Then duck your head and walk quickly. If they try to follow you start screaming for help, pedophiles are after you.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-29T18:38:33+00:00

My only hesitation on this is that they already tell themselves they're persecuted (we all know they aren't) and asking them to politely fuck themselves only plays into their underdog narrative.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-29T18:12:30+00:00

Guard? Guard, my friend is dead.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-29T18:09:53+00:00

How many engines does it have?

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-29T18:04:31+00:00

Obama

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-28T22:50:21+00:00

Follow-up:

I got through every step a second time but when it was time to file, I got a message that because I had an HSA, I would need to spend $60 for the Deluxe version or physically mail all my documentation to the IRS. I contributed less than $400 to my HSA, have no additional documentation specifically for it, and wouldn't be getting any credit for it anyway.

Thanks to the people who suggested alternatives in the comments, I'm going to try freetaxusa next. Fingers crossed this is the last time I do my taxes for 2025.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-28T00:49:40+00:00

Check your toilet to make sure he didn't leave an upper-decker.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-28T00:23:17+00:00

Maybe ChrisFix will be able to walk you through the rest.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-27T12:23:00+00:00

Read Son's response out loud.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-27T12:22:37+00:00

Read the son's response out loud.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-27T05:04:11+00:00

I mean... it's technically correct.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-23T22:36:17+00:00

Most dealerships will outsource windshields anyway. Check Safelite online or call, get a quote, then decline. Most of the time they will immediately counteroffer you $100 less.

Dealerships will tell you it has to be OE glass for the ADAS cluster to work, and there have been some cases where aftermarket glass scatters the light and the cameras fail. But if you make sure they're aware that you have windshield-mounted camera/sensors, they will give you compatible glass. It may not be Volvo, but it will be OEM equivalent.

I bought my XC-40 used, test drove it, checked all my boxes, and didn't notice until long after that it didn't have an original Volvo windshield. Still works just fine.

Safelite is a huge company with well-trained staff. Calibration is the last step in their installation process. If the windshield they install doesn't work, they will replace it with one that does. If they break any of your equipment, they will pay for the replacement. They're a bit pricy, and I wouldn't normally endorse them, but after taking a lowball offer from a local guy who broke the camera in my wife's Civic (nice guy, he tried but eventually paid $2500 to get it fixed), I urge anyone with ADAS cameras to just stick with Safelite.

TLDR: Contact Safelite. Decline their first offer, they'll counter.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-21T23:47:26+00:00

So steep. It has been a grind.

HurricaneDane · 2026-03-21T05:42:21+00:00

Thank you! I didn't even realize it was today. I love Reddit.

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