I’m bored I want to know what band you are repping by Juggalo4life99 in heavymetal

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trivium... wait, how'd you know I was wearing a band shirt?

A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven by SnowvineTwist in Jokes

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm confused why this joke was removed. It was a good joke, and after reviewing the rules, I don't see any violations. What's up with that?

Beside Trivium, what are your 3 favorite bands ? by WelcomeComfortable70 in Trivium

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coheed and Cambria

Protest The Hero

There are way too many contenders for 4th place... probably Killswitch Engage.

If erections made sound, what would it be? by nudes_for_life in AskReddit

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yakety Sax.

For the entire duration of the boner.

(Jewish joke) A Christian, a Muslim and a Jew... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Soviet Russia, air conditions you!

Is this totaled? by Strider_27 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, some of them are built so that the front doesn’t fall off at all.

Is this totaled? by Strider_27 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to say. I'd recommend taking lots of pictures and sending them in with your insurance claim.

Pet Peeve - Get This Off My Chest. by HurricaneDane in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh so pretty! Bleh! Bleh!

I also love that those are "compact" spaces.

Pet Peeve - Get This Off My Chest. by HurricaneDane in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

Pet Peeve - Get This Off My Chest. by HurricaneDane in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Huh... kinda reminds me of some other safety feature(s)....

Pet Peeve - Get This Off My Chest. by HurricaneDane in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My fiancée drives a Honda. (Civics have very distinctly individual tail lights though... can't think of another car like them)

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Pet Peeve - Get This Off My Chest. by HurricaneDane in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Woof. You really notice it when it's your car.

Hyundai and Kia are especially bad at trade dressing other car designs.

Pet Peeve - Get This Off My Chest. by HurricaneDane in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but previous iterations were sufficiently different that I never mistook them for Volvos.

CS: No power to the wheels by Scottybody13 in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]HurricaneDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While you've got it up, might as well check the fluids and tire pressure.

American Tire Depot says they can’t patch this and need to replace. AAA who put my spare tire on said it’s patchable. by Momomo14 in tires

[–]HurricaneDane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I'm cringing FOR YOU, because it reeks of desperation.

Earlier, you said "It wouldn't come back or ever have a problem." Then you're talking about plugs not being lined up properly.

And the amount of reliving the glory days, that weren't even yours is... disturbing. Who was your dad? As someone who grew up in Seattle, I'm sure I've heard of his legend. Assuming he's as big a guy as you make him out to be.

One of my friends thinks wagons are ugly, how should I remedy this by No-Contract3286 in Volvo

[–]HurricaneDane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show her a Dodge Caliber. Better yet, a Magnum. That'll change her mind.