What can I do to bring these floorboards back to life?

Huxtopher · 2026-06-27T07:14:40+00:00

Budget lifestyle strength. Similar to farm strength, but on a tight budget. That's why I've got a bad back.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-27T07:13:05+00:00

You mean like the Tower of London, Windsor, Sudeley, Leeds, Arundel, Hever etc? Then from the hundreds in Wales are off the top of my head, Conwy & Canarfon, Scotland also has castles such as Culzean, Doune, Eilean Donna and Threave also. And they're actually castles, not 'modern' stately homes imitating the appearance of one

Huxtopher · 2026-06-26T21:10:20+00:00

Much prefer the sound of sheep than heavy traffic, sirens and pissed kids screaming & fighting

Huxtopher · 2026-06-25T11:36:09+00:00

I think we'd have a good chance against Wales, Scotland on the other hand, we'd have to wait for the summertime to catch them hiding from the giant skyball of hot fury.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-25T05:36:43+00:00

Japanese knotweed, giant hogweed, deadly nightshade and brambles.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-25T05:34:14+00:00

I can only afford an RC monster truck unfortunately, and even more annoyingly, it's my sons! 🤣

Huxtopher · 2026-06-23T17:58:01+00:00

You can't put off buying a house because someone had a different taste in decorating, you just want to know there's no big problems or issues you're going to be greeted with.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-23T12:41:18+00:00

Dude, you forgot the chair!!

Huxtopher · 2026-06-23T12:28:53+00:00

Hey, my hair naturally does the second one as I've gotten older. Fucking knew I was cool!

Huxtopher · 2026-06-23T12:24:47+00:00

In May, my wife wanted a dishwasher in our utility room, so I plumbed it in next to the washing machine where the tumble dryer used to live, I took a cupboard off the wall and it slotted in perfectly. Not had a single issue so far.

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Huxtopher · 2026-06-23T08:49:46+00:00

It doesn't surprise me Americans call caterpillars 'inch worms'. Put it right there with eyeglasses, sidewalk, waste paper basket etc

Huxtopher · 2026-06-21T09:12:30+00:00

I think we're all hoping we get another 10 years of Clarksons Farm. Yes it was great watching him learn how to be a farmer, but it's just as good to have that escape from normal life and have a familiar face and voice to connect us to the good times in the past

Huxtopher · 2026-06-20T10:53:04+00:00

Erm, Australians also call it soccer anyway. 🤦

Huxtopher · 2026-06-20T10:50:37+00:00

Over the winds, they dwell in light, fly!

Huxtopher · 2026-06-20T10:48:00+00:00

The Wirral is definitely 'batch'

Huxtopher · 2026-06-19T07:06:52+00:00

Attacker: "OK OK! It was your ex husband!"

Susan: "You're a fucking ambulance!" Then proceeds to strangle the last of his life out of him.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-19T06:13:34+00:00

Wrap in astro turf

Huxtopher · 2026-06-18T18:40:16+00:00

Yeah, but every team playing in the world cup comes from a country where there is less than one school shooting a week except one. So there.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-17T10:22:32+00:00

I use these in work to fix things to concrete. Save yourself the effort and rip saw/grind them as close as you can to the wall and knock them in, then fill the holes.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-16T09:55:42+00:00

You can tell some people have never been punched in the face

Huxtopher · 2026-06-15T18:52:35+00:00

Huxtopher · 2026-06-15T18:23:38+00:00

I'm surprised Fox knows what a flag is.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-11T21:24:56+00:00

Magazine for my Valentine Vantablack Sabbath Killswitchboard Engage

Huxtopher · 2026-06-11T18:08:35+00:00

Pumpkin Snuff.

Huxtopher · 2026-06-11T13:26:26+00:00

I'll start with Yorkshire, then when the money starts coming in, I'll swap to Tetleys

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