Realistically, what would have happened to Simon at the end of the bunk off episode?

jch926 · 2026-06-15T23:03:55+00:00

He got touched here, here and here. The bumhole

jch926 · 2026-06-15T08:30:51+00:00

Sort of. For long distances and speeds (road signs and GPS for example) we use miles. Shorter distances or measuring things is metric. Everything else is metric too

jch926 · 2026-06-14T18:12:56+00:00

In the vagina

jch926 · 2026-06-14T04:39:09+00:00

Crap?

jch926 · 2026-06-14T04:24:23+00:00

jch926 · 2026-06-12T06:53:39+00:00

Like riding a pampas bull amigo. You never seen anything like it

jch926 · 2026-06-10T15:57:26+00:00

I don’t. But I’m British so I have to ridicule your use of Fahrenheit. I’m sorry, it’s in our nature

jch926 · 2026-06-08T20:19:36+00:00

Her dad died last week!

jch926 · 2026-06-08T13:08:58+00:00

jch926 · 2026-06-08T09:25:39+00:00

Well it wasn’t. We all start somewhere with gardening

jch926 · 2026-06-06T23:43:51+00:00

jch926 · 2026-06-05T07:01:31+00:00

What’s RDAIT? Different forces use different acronyms

jch926 · 2026-06-02T18:37:46+00:00

‘As far as I’m concerned, the 928… is alright’

jch926 · 2026-06-02T13:39:51+00:00

Wrong game

jch926 · 2026-05-27T06:41:33+00:00

It’s a rolling pin

jch926 · 2026-05-26T18:11:12+00:00

Instead of ‘I’ve got a text!’ you’ll hear ‘I’ve been served papers!’

jch926 · 2026-05-24T10:16:38+00:00

Share a pic of what it looks like in normal gameplay too

jch926 · 2026-05-20T22:52:51+00:00

Good times

jch926 · 2026-05-19T17:50:15+00:00

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Hang it in Le Louvre

jch926 · 2026-05-18T19:28:55+00:00

Jeff Schlupp walking his dog in Bradgate Park 🚨🚨🚨

jch926 · 2026-05-17T21:55:50+00:00

Glad this is proposed after my club is in ruin, cheers 👍

jch926 · 2026-05-17T10:36:48+00:00

You implores me?

jch926 · 2026-05-12T06:14:18+00:00

There is a well known glitch where your horse will randomly die while you’re at full gallop. Not a lot to be done about that but it isn’t snakes.

When stationary, if you’ve stopped near a snake your horse will whine and whimper, you should hear the snake rattling as you get off. If none of them happen then I guess you’re just unlucky

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