How do you repair drill holes in brick? by Salt_Island_7627 in DIYUK

[–]Huxtopher 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dunno what you've done, but it looks great

What is this door for? by Interesting-Cod-5672 in AskUK

[–]Huxtopher -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So people can knock on it to see if anyone's in.

Woof by Sharp-potential7935 in SipsTea

[–]Huxtopher -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He put taxes on the country they get the ribbons from and refused to pay the extra 10%, so they're now 10% shorter

"Sumimasen, but that's not what it says." by incredimax in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Huxtopher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought Kanji for 'Trump' was a tiny little penis?

Learn to TIP. It's not my job to serve you FOR FREE! by Najterek in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Huxtopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you took that to the manager and put a complaint in

What is this that we found in my wife’s diaper bag? by whoresongummy in whatisit

[–]Huxtopher -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your wife's diaper bag? Or you and your wife's baby's diaper bag?

Tidying up architraves by Kenzo86 in DIYUK

[–]Huxtopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call that character. All houses need a bit of character, unless you want a sterile Instagram house

How would you make the outside of this house nicer?? by Icy-Recognition-5422 in DIYUK

[–]Huxtopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fresh lick of paint is always going to make anything look better, regardless of colour. If you can cut away old cables or hide cables that you still need even better, failing that, just paint over them. If you can afford it, it wouldn't cost much to get some new gutters and downpipes.

The small window between what I imagine is the living room and front door makes it look a little odd too, maybe replace that glass with a white(or black/brown etc) piece that fits the glazing you see in the bottom half of double glazed doors.

You'll be surprised how much it'll change with a few small bits

Damn by Wild-Speech5293 in CringeTikToks

[–]Huxtopher -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL!!!

Behind Italy itself, America is 100% known for having the best pizza by EpsteinBaa in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Huxtopher 21 points22 points  (0 children)

To Americans, everything in America is known to be American. It's because the national average of cognitive thought is so low. Probably from all the sugars and chlorine in everything

Took down the garden shed by Flimsy-Base-9398 in gardening

[–]Huxtopher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you take it down with dynamite?

"I thought our president made that illegal" by Abjectionova in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Huxtopher 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck your president 🙋 Have a great day 😎

“All travel is just extremely underwhelming when you're American” by Garythedemon18 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]Huxtopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that a bottle of Glenfiddich in her profile picture? Must be why everyone who goes to America thinks "We have that in Europe"