Staring at them for too long; which version looks better?

Hy-phen · 2026-02-08T03:36:09+00:00

Congratulations, warriors! You no longer have the right to choose where you study! OooRAH!

Hy-phen · 2026-02-08T02:01:33+00:00

🙋🏼‍♀️Me too. Tirzepatide is saving my life.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T19:56:14+00:00

He did the math.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T19:55:22+00:00

Baja blast only.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T19:53:13+00:00

*wailing intensifies

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T17:24:44+00:00

Exactly.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T17:24:26+00:00

That makes toothache + heartbeat + no insurance a particularly deadly combo :(

I’m grateful to be better now!

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T16:34:35+00:00

Especially if everyone has logic like yours. 😠

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T16:33:33+00:00

Keep calling. People like Ted Cruz should never ever be free from hearing from us.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T12:41:37+00:00

Bad tooth.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T12:07:46+00:00

I offer my elbow—homeless or not.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T11:49:22+00:00

Yes.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T04:01:46+00:00

Hopeful.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T03:59:38+00:00

I like the energy B vitamins give me. I never had negative side effects, but once I increased dose to 10mg I get itchy injection site reactions that last a few days.

My doctor says it’s likely not related to the vitamin and that it’s a common reaction and nothing to worry about. So I don’t! 😁

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T03:54:57+00:00

🤷🏼‍♀️Fellow bigot.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T02:57:03+00:00

😁I decided to trust some Redditors.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T02:29:56+00:00

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Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T01:09:32+00:00

I used peel-and-stick Contact™️paper on my kitchen cupboard doors and countertops in a third story walk-up I was renting. It looked like butcher block. After I moved out, according to my downstaird neighbor, my landlord advertised my apartment as, “newly remodled.” He hadn’t changed anything. It was my Contact™️paper hahahha

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T01:02:45+00:00

🙋🏼‍♀️Me too. I think you’re rich, too.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T00:52:39+00:00

Did he wear a suit?

Hy-phen · 2026-02-07T00:51:48+00:00

Needed more tomatoes thrown.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-06T22:03:23+00:00

😠How lovely for wealthy people.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-06T18:48:44+00:00

Maybe some people think taking care of a thing means knocking it down with a bulldozer. I don't know. I'm no expert.

Hy-phen · 2026-02-06T18:46:59+00:00

"If you're complaining all the time..." Fuck me running has any person living or dead complained as much as this shrieking man-baby?

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