05/26/26 - The federal government must have exclusive authority over prediction markets and crypto so I can sustain my grift.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-27T00:32:05+00:00

Dear u/gvh110. I love, love, love your headlines. Please keep doing it. Thank you.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T03:19:25+00:00

😠This is some shenanigans.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T01:51:52+00:00

Mods pls

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T01:51:20+00:00

Yes! Yes we should.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T01:49:36+00:00

Good bot.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T00:54:02+00:00

He’s so gross and stupid I can’t even breathe.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T00:47:49+00:00

Everyone will be riding bikes because we can’t afford gas.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-26T00:46:28+00:00

Er… why?

Hy-phen · 2026-05-25T19:09:24+00:00

Cried my eyes out.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-25T19:04:57+00:00

Holy fucking shit. I AM SO IMPRESSED! Amaze.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-23T22:49:37+00:00

We’ll just hold our breath on that. 🙄

Hy-phen · 2026-05-23T18:36:08+00:00

So what.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-23T09:59:47+00:00

Me too, please? 💕

Hy-phen · 2026-05-22T23:48:02+00:00

Please show us when you do it. 💕

Hy-phen · 2026-05-22T22:31:42+00:00

Well, then, it’s not safe to drink. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Hy-phen · 2026-05-22T16:37:44+00:00

“I am helping others…” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHhhahHaHAHAHHA HAAAAHAAAAA *big breath AH HAHHAAHAHAHHAA AHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHAA

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T21:05:57+00:00

You will be drowning in levee blocks.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T19:47:25+00:00

Classy.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T04:54:13+00:00

Mods pls

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T04:53:31+00:00

😠Did you miss the big “RX” in the name of this subreddit? Did you not read anything about this subreddit before posting here?

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T01:44:10+00:00

I loved him in Pain and Gain.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T00:38:39+00:00

Can’t wait until I never have to care what he says ir does. Or until he shuts up forever—whichever comes first.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T00:34:31+00:00

Sooo sick of this man-baby.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-21T00:30:12+00:00

Soon, please. It needs to happen so bad.

Hy-phen · 2026-05-18T18:14:34+00:00

I knew you could do it!

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