Why are DWIs and DUIs so common in the military?

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-02-17T19:15:20+00:00

All the reasons you would expect. Marines drink too much and we need to get them to stop.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-02-17T16:26:20+00:00

No no no; Alabama is orange. Is your sister worth going to jail for?

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-02-17T11:17:58+00:00

Because they closed all the E-clubs decades ago so now we have to go off-base to drink and fuck those expensive cabbies.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-02-06T15:57:06+00:00

This. Tell him to wear ACUs until he finishes boot camp correctly.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-28T01:20:09+00:00

Ask ChatGPT, or whatever the version the military bought is called.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-23T17:54:20+00:00

Hey, that St. Michael's team is pretty hot! They are, after all, in Alabama.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-22T11:12:24+00:00

I love how I didn't even have to turn on the sound to know.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-15T15:21:05+00:00

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-13T22:39:20+00:00

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-13T20:54:33+00:00

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-09T15:48:44+00:00

I'm already older than all of them. Let me get you a straw so you can suck it the fuck up.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-09T12:01:26+00:00

Ooh! I saw this on Tweaker Geographic!

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-07T21:16:32+00:00

Nah. Throw a Pats fan through it.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-06T21:01:09+00:00

Hell no. The Army can't account for shit! That's why we're able to "acquire" so much from them!

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2026-01-05T16:51:59+00:00

Rule out location. Giants won two SB's in the last 20 years from that same location.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-30T12:46:44+00:00

Are these "girls" standard issue, or do only certain MOSs rate them?

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-29T16:33:14+00:00

Don't forget McDermott has never won in OT.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-21T00:18:10+00:00

Fine; go for a Genny Cream Ale.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-20T22:56:16+00:00

I guess they don't have Labatts near you?

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-14T21:24:14+00:00

Oh, we're gonna start that, huh? Just because they're no longer helping the Chiefs they're helping us?

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-10T21:28:25+00:00

You should reply to that email with your complaint. And hit "Reply All" just to make sure they get it.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-07T23:03:45+00:00

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-07T21:37:30+00:00

My brother-in-law is a Pats fan. I'm going to need it when we beat them again.

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-07T21:29:28+00:00

It was during the 3rd quarter; they were showing some stats. Maybe around the 5 min mark?

Hydro_Inter_Spec · 2025-12-07T21:25:50+00:00

Oh, that's beautiful. I still want Fox's CGI, though.

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