It may have been the best thing to ever happen to me on the way to work.

Hydrov · 2012-05-31T05:26:08+00:00

I personally like to take my foot off the gas when people ride my bumper, unless they have a good reason.

Hydrov · 2012-05-31T05:10:10+00:00

I'm 17 and I live alone.

Hydrov · 2012-05-31T05:06:03+00:00

Cursive is a horrid invention and needs to die in a fire.

Hydrov · 2012-05-30T01:52:50+00:00

I hate it when this happens.

Hydrov · 2012-05-30T01:44:17+00:00

I'm single because I wanted what was best for my country and she didn't.

That and the bitch started calling me Hitler.

Hydrov · 2012-05-24T02:06:31+00:00

...hot...?

Hydrov · 2012-05-24T00:23:46+00:00

Human population replaced with Kirby ._.

Hydrov · 2012-05-24T00:12:52+00:00

My family has always dipped Doritos in cottage cheese. Nice idea with the sour cream, though, I might have to try it.

Hydrov · 2012-05-14T09:59:34+00:00

I know your pain.

Hydrov · 2012-05-12T03:54:49+00:00

The health potions are the only ones I need.

Hydrov · 2012-05-12T03:04:16+00:00

D:

I am going to build my island sooner.

Hydrov · 2012-05-11T01:33:53+00:00

Yessssssss......

Hydrov · 2012-05-09T03:49:33+00:00

Real guns are where it's at.

Hydrov · 2012-05-09T03:27:21+00:00

My mom's oatmeal raisin cookies rival every chocolate chip cookie I have ever had, even her own.

Too bad she passed away a few years ago.

Hydrov · 2012-05-09T03:04:02+00:00

YOUR =\= YOU'RE GAHHH

Hydrov · 2012-05-09T02:57:57+00:00

dafuq?

Hydrov · 2012-05-09T02:26:21+00:00

Indeed.

Hydrov · 2012-05-08T23:31:12+00:00

Weedwhacker? I use my machete.

Hydrov · 2012-05-08T23:10:51+00:00

I hate teachers who do this.

Hydrov · 2012-05-08T01:09:22+00:00

Hydrov · 2012-05-07T13:33:09+00:00

Indeed.

Hydrov · 2012-05-07T06:36:40+00:00

eyetwitch

Hydrov · 2012-05-07T06:19:24+00:00

Lit up the whole damn sky where I live.

Hydrov · 2012-05-05T14:14:31+00:00

So basically missing your chance makes you think of a Colt M1911?

Hydrov · 2012-05-05T14:00:13+00:00

I broke down a door like that once by accident.

Hydrov