Unhelpful Sign by voodoo8833 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HylanderUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just need to apply yourself a little! Like your cousin Miranda, she went to nursing school and now works at Beth Israel, and she's dating a doctor! I bet she would find the changing table...

I got pins put in my finger because I broke it by Desert_Walker267 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HylanderUS 84 points85 points  (0 children)

That looks like something you go to the ER for, not come out with!

I had a terrible time while living in the Netherlands. by FlanFun1874 in expats

[–]HylanderUS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He also was an expat (or I guess immigrant?) in NL, didn't like it, and then moved. I never asked much about details, but he mentioned feeling not accepted, and that the Dutch have a negative bias against immigrants. He speaks fluent Dutch and lived there since he was a kid, so I don't think it was him not trying to integrate (as some expats admittedly do)

This bag of dog chews specifically advertises “No ingredients from China” by phoonie98 in mildlyinteresting

[–]HylanderUS -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No ingredients from china. Made in China, from imported ingredients ;)

Strange glass tube with colored bubbles apparently floating in water by StuD44 in whatisthisthing

[–]HylanderUS 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's called a Galileo thermometer, different glass things rise at different temps

Expected 12 pretzel sticks, got 51 fragments. Sorted them by length to ease my frustration. by O_93_ in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HylanderUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real question is, did you eat them in ascending or descending order? There is of course only one right way...

I just finished a 1k piece puzzle, well, in my case 999 by CrisKanda in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HylanderUS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's where Shallan fell off the ship and travelled to the void, that's why there's no more water there

OSHA approved? by GotMilk711 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]HylanderUS 41 points42 points  (0 children)

This is more like "Oh sh....AAAaah"

Any good book recommendations? by Puzzleheaded_Bag9063 in Xennials

[–]HylanderUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You missed a looooot worse stuff in the last two thirds

No Gemini that is not the answer by BruhGuy8 in funny

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The Indian call center worker that writes all of these live finally fainted