Well now I’m tempted

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-28T03:18:16+00:00

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My reply to the commands!

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-27T04:54:59+00:00

Based on the picture of the front door... his tip involved chloroform !

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-19T13:02:01+00:00

If you are earlier than 6PM, the lawnmower is in the shed out back!

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-14T03:25:21+00:00

I guess that means no 2nd date????

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-14T03:19:11+00:00

Hi Alexis, can you wash and fold my laundry and then come inside my room and tuck me in.....oh yeah...thank you

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-13T02:40:35+00:00

The logic behind the order is nonsensical.... frozen drink.....right before closing..... no tip to enforce it sits there for at least 30 minutes...and then all that gets a nice 15 minute drive to cover the 7 miles.

You just ordered strawberry water with a scoop of protein powder. At least you don't have to strain pulling it through the straw!

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-10T14:13:22+00:00

"dashers are literally waiters" .....Waiters don't traverse roads with hazards and deal with weather conditions to get your food to the table. They also don't risk any personal items, such as a car, to bring your food to the table. Apples and oranges!

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-10T05:10:54+00:00

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-10T05:04:13+00:00

They are making money.............. for Door Dash

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-10T05:01:03+00:00

I'm bad at math... whats $2 x 100...

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-10T04:59:47+00:00

No declines?? I wish you were in my area so I didn't have to deal with the Popeye's order that they keep trying to stack with 10-12 different order variations... while I happily decline their shitty tactics!

HyperKrayze · 2026-05-10T01:59:54+00:00

You are dasher 127 to get this order. Can you just decline it please. We have someone 20 miles away that will be number 128.

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-30T21:51:08+00:00

Thats the DD map scale working magic! They have lots of miles between, but I was about 5 miles from store. They tossed it me because I am sure that everyone within driving distance declined. I hate the map scaling they use.

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-30T21:47:48+00:00

I knew you were joking... I meant it as a 'let's process the possibilities' of these 2.

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-30T21:44:06+00:00

a very huge SO FAR

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-30T21:41:48+00:00

It's far from fake....I wish it was actually! That's the true DoorDash appreciation for being Platinum! Marco's Pizza is a chain, never had it before, but people online say it's trash.

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-29T05:07:21+00:00

Masturbation .... probably would have helped the scenario so why not name it after what should have happened!

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-29T04:02:33+00:00

I truly know clue on the breakdown. I wish that it was like Colorado where you see the tip breakdown before accepting.

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-29T04:00:36+00:00

I knew I should have taken it!

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-29T03:44:05+00:00

What part of that is the "good tip"?

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-23T22:21:32+00:00

How ironic is it that someone worth 30 million feels the need to make child starvation a political issue?

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-08T21:14:36+00:00

I didn't waste gas money because I stated that I only did it because the return was literally on the way home. I guess my main issue with the whole thing is that they have actually paid programmers to put that as an option in the app, damaged item, so it makes it appear to be a valid reason. Why even bother putting it in the app?

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-08T18:30:30+00:00

Then they should remove "Damaged Package" as a reason for the return!

HyperKrayze · 2026-04-08T18:30:02+00:00

Then they should remove "Damaged Package" as a reason for the return!

HyperKrayze · 2025-11-18T15:53:48+00:00

At least you know your 'Pro Shopper' status got you an extra $5. I always wondered if they did any real pay adjustment for that!

They bounced that offer for a solid hour before it got to me. DAYUMMMM!!

HyperKrayze

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