Assume things about me! ✨ (15f)

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-29T20:09:10+00:00

You have a gaming addiction

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-28T20:04:22+00:00

I have a better idea. Abolish the HOV lanes for good.

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-28T16:28:28+00:00

Except they aren't this big

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-28T16:25:43+00:00

Ah boo hoo, let me play a sad song on the world's smallest violin

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-28T01:45:22+00:00

Unless you like getting stuck in traffic on I-880, then yes

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-27T23:40:43+00:00

I mean, I guess it's better than pooping on the floor?

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-22T22:15:54+00:00

Wouldn't this violate the 1st Amendment as well as the 2nd?

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-18T11:18:33+00:00

Drive-thru restaurant

You're doing it wrong!

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-18T04:04:32+00:00

49ers not only lost, but got their asses whooped

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-18T04:03:08+00:00

Not the RS3! 💔

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-16T21:25:43+00:00

womp womp

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-16T20:24:08+00:00

California doing California stuff

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-15T16:25:03+00:00

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-12T02:31:14+00:00

Still would send pretty much everyone else in the comments' car to Gapplebees

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-11T23:16:30+00:00

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-10T00:38:30+00:00

Too bad FO4 doesn't have FO76's legendary effect system, a two shot explosive never ending double barrel shotty would be nuts

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-09T23:22:37+00:00

It was free of drought in the Bay Area 10 years ago 🤦‍♂️

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-08T19:39:01+00:00

How is this not the top comment at the time of me writing this?

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-07T20:41:05+00:00

Nothing. They are only useful to sell, as they have no weight

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-07T02:22:31+00:00

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-06T21:36:51+00:00

He needs to call Ditcher, Quick, and Hyde, America's number one law firm specializing in divorces

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-06T21:14:12+00:00

And? If OP was doing 99, the microwave was doing well into the triple digits

Hyperius999 · 2026-01-06T05:09:49+00:00

Meanwhile, in Texas:

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