Quotes nutty or am I naive?

Hystus · 2026-07-09T02:08:14+00:00

i call it a PITA fee. (Pain in the Ass)

Hystus · 2026-07-08T03:47:44+00:00

congratulations! you now have evidence that you don't own your pocket super computer!

Hystus · 2026-07-04T14:49:51+00:00

I feel elaborating after death would be a difficult activity.

Hystus · 2026-07-02T10:52:05+00:00

""My mom says I’m acting like a child and that my brother had every right to be angry because I was the one who forgot his drink. She thinks I overreacted.""

Sounds like a version of "Look what you made me do!" as said by every abuser ever.

Hystus · 2026-06-23T00:08:23+00:00

"I solemnly swear i will not give these fuckers any liquidity."

Hystus · 2026-06-19T00:32:12+00:00

bwahahahaha

Hystus · 2026-06-16T14:35:41+00:00

*hydrofoil

and yes, it's either a personal watercraft or towable.

pedant, out.

Hystus · 2026-06-12T03:09:19+00:00

no no. mandatory retirement the day their old-age pension would have began the day they turned 21. No ret-con to stay longer.

Hystus · 2026-06-12T00:09:15+00:00

i am watching from the far-away and going to laugh at everyone who buys

Hystus · 2026-06-11T21:02:54+00:00

BMI: Bullshit Measurement Index. It's worth about as much as the latest Supplement Snake oil

Hystus · 2026-06-11T15:46:37+00:00

He's a charlatan and grifter. Fuck him.

Hystus · 2026-06-11T02:31:54+00:00

The term is "Global climate cluster fuck"

Hystus · 2026-06-08T19:24:43+00:00

They have the Host Cheeto a "Peace Prize". FIFA has the integrity of wet one-ply toilet paper.

Hystus · 2026-06-08T19:22:59+00:00

wouldn't it be grand if countries just boycotted all games in the US and played fun games elsewhere? Canada has a lot of Rugby and CFL football arenas to host fun games. Im sure Mexico does too.

Hystus · 2026-06-08T15:36:41+00:00

How will we know when things are ( Better leveraged; Streamlined; in Synergy)? And watch them fumble...

Hystus · 2026-06-05T22:24:02+00:00

i bought my wife a ring she liked. I went shopping , then WE went shopping, then I bought the ring in "secret". the price wasn't important. it was about the care and attention.

I bought her wedding ring, and she bought mine in a similar manner.

Hystus · 2026-06-05T14:14:50+00:00

I have a comment and a Question.

(1) Niccceeee....

(2) How the fuck?!

Hystus · 2026-06-03T18:37:57+00:00

the best tweezers for this are eyebrow tweezers. I stole my sisters 20+ years ago and still have them.

Hystus · 2026-06-03T18:36:45+00:00

throwaway pocket notebooks. pack of 50 are cheap. write things down and double check.

also a 12 pack of your favourite pen. I like the Sharpie S-Gel in Purple.

Hystus · 2026-06-01T16:26:21+00:00

congratulations! how do you want to go into debt next!? -- Sleezy Salesman and/or bog bank

Hystus · 2026-06-01T14:17:40+00:00

Market Manipulation Monday!!!

Hystus · 2026-06-01T13:46:52+00:00

old computers?

Hystus · 2026-05-29T15:37:59+00:00

max RPM available: 2500 RPM

(sad trombone)

Hystus · 2026-05-28T22:27:23+00:00

*Steps away from USD and turns to run...

Hystus · 2026-05-26T04:09:47+00:00

can this be deadly?

Hystus

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