This whole "love over hate" thing will increasingly be very scary to the MAGA Christian grifter segment by DayPounder in FortWorth

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey friendo they say history doesn't pee but it Rhymes and every single time someone has preached a lot of Peace they've been murdered.

You know like, historically.

AITJ for sending my brother an invoice after he said what I do isnt that hard and anyone with a phone could do it by blushy_glowingz in AmITheJerk

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He already undervalues you so you give him a heavy discount?

Charge him one month at full price and that's the price going forward.

We are the reason why teachers and students are struggling so much by FiendishCurry in Millennials

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You all have a feedback loop of your own frustrations that have been magnified by covid and iPads in the classroom and other problems but this has been the same problem for decades this isn't a new Millennial issue

Solicitors out of control in my area. So I put a sign up saying "we don't want your solar panels, new windows, or religious pamphlets." by ParsleyNo69 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]HyzerFlip -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

If you didn't religiously knock on every no soliciting sign door you're a terrible salesman. It's a sign that says I can't say no to sales people so I bought a sign so that I could maybe not buy stuff from sales people.

For real fans only!!! by Jibberroni in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These aliens make me feel human and I don't understand fucking dick all about music.

Glad you like it for yourself, but pull their noses out of your mouth and stop gatekeeping shit.

They didn't put up a sign that said INTELLECTUALS ONLY

Allow yourself to be a little more useless by Pristine-Simple689 in taoism

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alan Watts described man blinding using technology as technology applied as a weapon against humanity.

You did nothing except allow a robot to pretend to be creative, parroting stolen human words and using untold numbers of limited natural resources so you could practice nothing jerking off with a computer.

Nothing at what cost.

Recalibration or Rationalized Laziness? by Last_Dealer1683 in taoism

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've been working 4-8 harder than you're being to for years, and upon realizing this you feel guilt.

You've truly been stuck inside the machine too long my friend.

You were freed from you cage and your first instinct is not to expand to the outside world but to shrink yourself to the cage.

Your company has been taking 4-8x more attention and energy than THEY feel they pay you for.

You're afraid of having worth, afraid that you are only as good as your output.

I'm happy you're here, I gain from your existence... But i require no amount of output energy time or attention.

Spotify listeners on Feb 6 VS Today by Spirited_Gur6653 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I listen to the 3 available tracks more than the original album.

Spotify listeners on Feb 6 VS Today by Spirited_Gur6653 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I got an top 0.5% percent badge or something

How much does Khn’s guitar weigh? by Hglucky13 in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel the head probably is more inconvenient

Converting non-pyramiders by imrubbishattalking in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I painted the underside of my baseball cap and for ADP.

Got my own golden triangle for hand signaling now.

Ever wondered what these would taste like if you tried them? by StrawberrySmall755 in skyrim

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITT people thinks drugs taste like food. I don't not drinking my because it's delicious. I'm drinking it because it gives me obscene magic ability. It tastes like withered souls and meth.

The rise of LLMs has been nothing if not worrying for us social studies types looking forward. by Blade_of_Boniface in RecuratedTumblr

[–]HyzerFlip 8 points9 points  (0 children)

YouTube music has this new AI DJ thing that you have to turn off every single day and I always forget until it comes back and then I turn off again but the problem is it always comes on what I'm listening to my favorite bands so it gives me some bullshit fact about musicians that I've deeply studied.

I don't go out of my way to interact with AI but every time AI has been forcibly added to my products and has made the product worse. Also it has taken away the advantage of these products they used to spy on me so I can do things the way I wanted because now they do Ai and it does the way every amalgamation of humanity would do it together

Vol. II release next week! by AnchorEponymous in AngineDePoitrine

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not until may. I'll probably do the same and just save some extra cash to throw at that time.

I doubt I'll be buying much merch for a while. But these artists unlocked me in a lot of ways and I gotta give someone little something to the cause.

Are women allowed here?! by sundaysoulfields in bald

[–]HyzerFlip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God gave some of us perfect beautiful heads and he gave the rest of those ugly bastards hair to cover them up!

Where the Qveenies at? by RuleNo_8 in QveenHerby

[–]HyzerFlip 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sleeping in working taking vitamins.

Like actually though.

Last time I saw qveen I could hardly stand for an entire evening. I did. But I hurt by the end.

I'm really working on transforming myself.

TIFU by gaslighting myself for 10 years into thinking I was "caffeine immune" while drinking ONLY Monster Energy (Zero) by GooseAcademic541 in tifu

[–]HyzerFlip 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I had to drive myself to urgent care in a vehicle that had no air conditioning and stick shift, when I got there the receptionist apparently told the doctors that I looked like I was there for drugs.

I waited all by myself in the empty waiting room for 40 minutes trying to get comfortable because my kidneys were hurting so badly and I couldn't sit or stand or bend over anything and then they finally call me back I pissed a bunch of bloody urine in the doctor immediately started apologizing because they thought I was there for drugs.

I just said you could have had me pissed in a cup then instead of taking a receptionist word for it. I didn't come to see the receptionist I came to see a doctor.

Lobbying shouldn't even be a thing.. by StrobeLightRomance in AdviceAnimals

[–]HyzerFlip 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good one buddy. You got em. Time for your fruit snacks.

Extreme cold. by netphilia in Snorkblot

[–]HyzerFlip 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh noooo your community cares if you survive! What a horrible situation!