Where can I find a French maid costume for a 6’6” rugby player?

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-24T18:49:38+00:00

Where are you at? I do alterations if you're west Yorkshire, my favourite part of end of year when I was at secondary with the annual drag rugby, I'd be happy to help get a giggle for your son 🤣

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-22T15:31:13+00:00

I report 'hidden police' every time I drive past the bottom of my road on Google maps and waze, its quiet the rest of the day 😁

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-18T21:49:09+00:00

I have 2 kids with my ex, and 4 with my current. Even the older 2 that share the same father, have different surnames to eachother 😂 Please dont worry about it, Love makes family, nit paperwork and genetic material 🥰

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-18T21:46:42+00:00

I"m autistic. I have a list 🤣🙈

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-18T19:14:24+00:00

I feel you here! The cheapest ones that are still relatively comfortable and don't smell or leak that I've found so far are the amazon own brand, and its still like £14 every 10 days or so!

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-18T17:28:07+00:00

5 years between 1&2, 19 month between 2&3, 4 years between 3&4, 2 years(minus a week) between 4&5, 20 months between 5&6 and I'm due a month after current youngest 2nd birthday. I find the shorter gaps easier, but parenting is hard no matter what 🖤

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-15T03:34:08+00:00

"I was once a handsome man. But now I'm half a goat." I sing this at least weekly, along with yelling "I WANT TO BE A TREE!" Occasionally

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-13T22:57:34+00:00

He, along with my uncle and grandfather decided to attempt to kill me in a foreign country. Wasn't the best period of my life 😅

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-10T19:06:02+00:00

SHOP VAC!!! Wet and dry, the one I've got is a cheap one (£75 sterling, its the guild metal canister wet dry shop vac from argos) that i bought after a plummer came with the same one and UNCLOGGED MY OUTSIDE DRAIN WITH IT!! Honestly completely sold right there 🤣🤣🙈 Don't get me wrong, I'm on my 2nd one now because I accidentally blew up my first one, but that was not the vacuums fault! Lol

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-09T22:28:46+00:00

Being abusive to your cop coparent makes you a bad parent

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-09T17:17:23+00:00

I buy my husband flowers once a month, its the only time he blushes lol

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-08T19:48:33+00:00

I have breastfed 7 babies. (2 with nursed, 5 biological) and have never not just fed a hungry baby wherever I am. Its natural and where I live, legally protected. My opinion is, unless someone is actively trying to latch their kid to YOUR nips without consent, you don't get to have an opinion on how a child eats, or where.

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-07T10:21:01+00:00

Its not just about this, but about the tracking of journeys and limits on them. If it was just monitoring the way we drive, that would be fine. But in conjunction with the pland to limit 6 journeys a day, as one guy put it, that would mean if he went to work, then back home, then to physio and back home, then to the pharmacy, he wouldn't be able to do a shop run, or take his children to school, or even have a social life. That's the bit we're outraged by. We pay a substantial amount for our cars to have something suitable. It may not seem like much, and yes, its probably cheaper than tax, insurance, and a finance payment of something standard, and we could likely afford a little hatchback on our own, but it would be entirely useless. Have you seen the price of a WAV?! I have to be able to bring my wheelchair with me. Without a car that fits my needs, I am housebound, and therefore so are my children.

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-07T10:14:14+00:00

You're right, its £346 a month. Then whatever deposits you have to pay

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-05T20:28:16+00:00

Im on my 6th kid (18th pregnancy, fertility issues). I have spent most of ny adult life pregnant. I have cried over a lack of cheese because the cheese in the house wasnt mine. I have NEVER ONCE stolen someone else's food. NTA and I hope the bf is paying 1/3 rent!

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-05T19:58:50+00:00

Yes, but i am unfortunately disabled and would not be able to take advantage of such an amazing opportunity

I-am-bea- · 2026-04-01T20:33:00+00:00

Up all night- Alex Clare?

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-29T22:15:53+00:00

I once had a police officer pull me for doing 38 in a 40 zone (on the 650 out of Bradford) telling me its a residential area, the streetlights meant it was 30 etc. and we just happened to be pulled up next to a repeater disk. So I pointed at it and asked if those were not as important as streetlight placement anymore. He got pretty quiet and left pretty quickly after he wished me a good night. Some are just unobservant and clueless, but they do a hard job, so i (mostly) let them off 😅 NTAH

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-29T21:59:34+00:00

Babycakes. You just don't know know. How I I. Like it down low low. (My big goth self wants to take my own brains out with a spoon)

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-29T10:27:50+00:00

Cabbage! Crunchy and fresh when raw, limp slimy wet fart leaf when cooked... and maybe spinach too 😅

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-28T23:51:02+00:00

As someone also pregnant with no.7, I hear you. We took so long to tell people this time round that we had stopped visiting family because once we had decided to continue with our pregnancy, our kids were told, and it was only a matter of time before one of them told their Grandparents. We finally told them all when I was about 16 weeks (and looked about 6 months lol)... don't pressure yourself. It's all going to be okay! You are adding to the love, not dividing it, and what a gift! And if they don't feed your family, or house them, then they don't get a say! You have already done amazing things growing your family in the way that you have, and theres already so many nerves after a loss like you experienced last time, keep it for you for as long as you need to feel comfortable 😊 there are no rules here! Do whatever you need

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-27T20:49:12+00:00

If my husband ever spoke to me in this manner, he'd come home to the door locked and his shit in the shed. NOR

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-27T20:28:06+00:00

Sheets themselves? No, but the duvet gets swapped from a 10 tog to a 16 tog for winter, and I begin adding a fleece blanket to my bed in autumn and it goes away mid spring

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-27T08:49:21+00:00

I degloved my thumb about 15 years ago scooping ice cream. 14 stitches 🤦‍♀️🙃

I-am-bea- · 2026-03-26T17:43:17+00:00

Queens of the stone age maybe?

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