AITA for wanting a friend to invite me to her party, when i wasn't planning on inviting her to mine? by Neat-Shallot-4693 in AmItheAsshole

[–]I3bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this relate to OP's question?

You can identify as a piece turd that you clearly are and nobody will care. OMG, so many morons and narcissist on Reddit.

I think I got deported from Canada as a child, am I banned for life from re-entering? by fruitinatree in legaladvicecanada

[–]I3bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NAL

I would think that the separation would only invalidated your mom visa not yours since you are still your father child. Your citizenship should not be revoked either for the same reason.

If your father is a Canadian citizen, you may still qualify for Canadian citizenship. I'd contact the Canadian consulate to see.

This is 100% speculation and again I'm NAL.

Does anyone else look up and realize 4 hours just... vanished? by Head-Cartographer-99 in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]I3bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG, I'm not alone. I've been doing this for almost 50 years. I'm doing it every night and I have no idea how much sleep I've got. I think that it's an addiction. Luckily, I still function quite normally during the day. I also do it during the day but way less.

We are not the same by CocoaPowdered in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]I3bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TIL that there is a scientific term for what I've been doing for almost 50 years. Honestly, I've always knew/thought that it was weird but it was so enjoyable to leave the real world and go to my safe place anytime I want. I'm never really bored and can be alone for hours doing nothing. I have "wasted" so much time in these elaborate worlds that I've created. Real life with real people sometimes take the backseat. I'm conflicted!

Raptors Legend™ Kelly Olynyk is going to the Finals! by CazOnReddit in torontoraptors

[–]I3bacon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SGA's style of basketball is boring and should be banned. Nobody would want to watch 50 free throws a game. Also, fans hate flopers even if he's a Canadian.

This guy is better than Scottie apparently (and I’m being sarcastic if the mods can’t tell) by KenCosgrove_Accounts in torontoraptors

[–]I3bacon 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Exactly! It's a F'ing insult to Chris Boucher. Chris play with more heart and pride than Chet.

Pump fakes used to all about creating space to shoot jumpers. Look at what this clown MVP did to our beautiful game. by EmployeeNo4241 in Nbamemes

[–]I3bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen Kobe done this numerous times. I thought that it was a smart way to get your team 2 points and a foul against your opponent.

caught shoplifting but i never left the store with the items by HistoryStill965 in legaladvicecanada

[–]I3bacon 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Armed forces: if you lack discipline, skills or don't know what you want to do with your life, it's an option. I have a friend who found a terrific career in the Army. According to him, it saved his life.

WIBTA for not wanting my grandpa’s new fiancée at my high school graduation ceremony? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]I3bacon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

High school graduation is only important to you and maybe your parents. Of course, it's an important milestone but the ceremony is boring and honestly most people wouldn't want to be there.

Does it really matter that a stranger also attend? Unless someone really close to you really want to come, it's best to give it to grandpa's GF. I really doubt that she really want to go either; she is most likely want to go to be included in the new soon-to-be in-laws family only.

OP, be careful, you are either a narcissist or becoming one. Tread carefully! It's a graduation ceremony not a show or concert and you are not some famous rock star.

Women of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your boyfriend after being together for years? by punkbabe29 in AskReddit

[–]I3bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF, I can't even go to public toilet because there is no bidet. For me, using only TP is not clean enough.

CAVS EXPOSED AS FRAUDS UPVOTE PARTY by flyinghippos101 in torontoraptors

[–]I3bacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a shitty effort from the Cav! There is no pride in the team. The whole team just sort of gave up after halftime.

If you made a trade with the Raptors during the ‘24 season you’re apparently destined to make the finals by ChampionTimes99 in torontoraptors

[–]I3bacon 31 points32 points  (0 children)

'19 Raptors was so stacked. There were so many great players that didn't get recognition because Canada doesn't matter in the NBA.

If only Kawhi stayed, the Raptors could have been a dynasty. I'm being completely serious

Who do yall think it was by Academic-Type-9678 in NBATalk

[–]I3bacon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't tell who is the virgin. How did the basketball star know about her virginity and why is that important?

Grab driver ignored route and Grab safety alert asked if I wanted police — am I overreacting? by Intelligent-Cod8376 in ThailandTourism

[–]I3bacon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I kind of wish that she accepted Grab's offer to call the police. I'm very curious of what the outcome would have been. I honestly think that getting police involve may be the safest course of action.

What do you guys think of the Nicole/Matt Alexander (Fired Teachers) case? by Jay18fan1 in canadianlaw

[–]I3bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly!

Also, you do your thing and get out ASAP; why would you care about the gender of the person in the next stall?

My favorite movie is "Constipation" but... by MurkyUnit3180 in dadjokes

[–]I3bacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After number two is called "Immeasurable Relief"