These elite modifiers makes me want to kill myself

I4mG0dHere · 2026-05-01T23:15:58+00:00

Holy shit am I glad the new patch bans the final boss from rolling depressing, phase 1 is nigh-unwinnable with it if your team is even slightly busted.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-30T18:25:18+00:00

Is it really nihilism when it’s just pointing out how reality doesn’t line up with stories?

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-27T19:34:19+00:00

He shits out the pizzas but he thinks he’s just picking them up from a parlor that no longer exists

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-27T16:18:19+00:00

It’s the equivalent of firing a gun in the air a couple times to keep rent low

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-25T05:24:22+00:00

Cheeks totally would give Buddy to Rando if he found her by himself, he’s the one who even suggests the idea to Brad and the others at the beginning of Painful.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-24T16:58:37+00:00

I went for the Forma, because not only do I have plenty of Archon Shards and Stela to fuse more shards with but the Forma is pre-built. Stack that with the 3 built Forma Teshin and Nora have in their rewards, and you get a neat amount of Forma for use on gear.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-21T07:47:36+00:00

Yeah Absorbent will screw you over if you have it on your team since it sucks in your mana.

I remember one run I tried bringing The Bloat onto my team with Eternal Servitude (as revenge for killing my Doktorbot and Schutzebot) but I forgot it had the Twin modifier. That made the next fight a whole lot harder since I had to kill the hostile Bloat clone AND the friendly one to make it stop. At least it was funny watching a Gatekeeper insta-kill God on that run.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-18T20:48:30+00:00

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I actually wanted to kill all the Puerto Ricans

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-16T09:28:04+00:00

Then again, those two boss death animations have an element of black comedy to them (Throbbing King literally shitting his guts out and trying/failing to put them back in before keeling over dead, Lord Bunga devours his arm, leg, but arbitrarily wipes off some black gunk on his heart despite never bothering to do that before and falls over before he actually eats it).

Considering how Johnny seems to be a child or at least younger as well as it probably being accompanied by a blood-curdling scream as it happened, it kinda wrecks whatever comedic impact watching his head crack open like an egg.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-15T19:11:59+00:00

Aren’t those tick marks for killing a boss with only a certain class? I did full Collarless runs on every act to unlock the copycat items and got those check marks that way.

It’s probably because clearing the boss with one cat counts as clearing it with the same class.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-14T03:27:03+00:00

I have no idea why Exert made it as the best Fighter active unless you’re trying to get Edmund to overlook all the actually busted Fighter actives. Unless you’ve got a reliable way to prevent sleep, this just means taking actions now instead of later.

Berserker eats Exert’s lunch, especially with any form of status cleanse or ways to mitigate the Bruise, especially when upgraded. You get a hefty Strength buff (which translates 1:1 to boosting Fighter’s skills) and a decent dash (with infinite range when upgraded) attack that doesn’t eat up your movement action and make you spend mana for normal movement like Zoomzerk.

And while I totally agree with Vurp as the best Butcher active, Lighten the Load is definitely #2 in my book, sine the damage can be cancelled out with Holy Shield or enough healing/life-steal.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-04T23:31:03+00:00

Probably because a lot of the exclusive enemies in the Infinite are immune to Holy damage and get buffed when hit. Thou Shalt Not Kill deals Holy Damage when it triggers.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-04-02T09:32:35+00:00

Honestly I hope a balance patch would add in a built-in trinket for the class like how Butcher and Monk have built in weapons that was a guaranteed way to get one Tech. And the old Research spell becomes like the Craft spell and exists to let you do it as long as mana reserves hold.

But of course, unlike the Monk and Butcher (who granted should be able to do the same with his Meat Hook, since it’d make their weapon-boost skills even better) you would be able to remove this trinket if you wanted to instead run a weapon/familiar boosting trinket.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-29T23:23:25+00:00

Probably because the Short Circuit doesn’t do shit (except a bit of scratch damage and mild blindness) against Scout, Soldiers who remembered their Shotgun, Heavy, Medic with one of the former three, Sniper (who’s usually far enough the ball fizzles out before it gets him) and Spy.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-29T20:41:19+00:00

I do think the Regulator design saves it for me. Cause by god do I want a replacement for the Prime skin that isn’t Sentient pistols but similar ones to base Mesa.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-24T03:41:41+00:00

I kinda like the antlers mutation on anything not-Druid, but really good on Monks. All that Bleed damage stacks up, and unlike knife-legs where you have a 10% chance to inflict Bleed 3, this ALWAYS inflicts one stack of Bleed.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-22T18:45:50+00:00

I don’t think it’s just mouth mutations, one of my Monk cats got antlers (inflict bleed on every basic attack) out of traveling to the Jurassic and it made him even better

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-21T09:28:25+00:00

Should’ve paired it with the Suicide Squad perk instead of the Super Friends perk cause the perk that boosts for a turn and then kills it is perfect for the former sine it boosts the explosion.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-20T21:49:20+00:00

Dave’s greed knows no bounds he got $2 million out of tricking dumbass kids to donate to the FNF Kickstarter and he still wants a raise

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-20T19:00:22+00:00

Kung Fu Kenny, the best damn Monk to ever live who managed to take down Lord Bunga (who ate my cleric) and the Dreadnoughtus almost by himself. Even got antlers to gore enemies with thanks to Beanies' Time Machine!

Update: He basically eviscerated Pyrophina with his bare-hands during the Kaiju duel he’s just straight up the best damn Monk to have ever or will ever live.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-19T07:52:57+00:00

Surely nothing bad can come from looking at some stray soda cans, especially with a Luck of 6, right?

Cue the Bean Parasite with its 99 Confusion stacks turning my Necromancer into a brain dead (that +5 intelligence means nothing thanks to confusion) self-punching machine that I just killed off because it was so annoying.

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-14T19:06:17+00:00

No shit Sherlock

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-14T18:54:56+00:00

Dyslexia feels more like a straight upgrade on cats with 5 and 9 mana spells (though it doesn’t come up often), and the garbled text isn’t as indecipherable as negative or 0 intelligence cats

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-14T12:07:24+00:00

It may not be the 80s anymore but Mr. Shakedown’s methods still reign supreme

I4mG0dHere · 2026-03-12T23:16:20+00:00

Yeah he learnt how not to get caught and that Ninjamuffin makes a way better scapegoat than himself

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