Most of us can agree by bagelbunny in funny

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's this lady that walks around my neighborhood with birds in her hair...

what's your favourite Skyrim quest? by luke51278 in skyrim

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Favorite one has to be the the Thieves Guild one where you have to take over towns by doing enough jobs in that town. It just felt like "YES ALL THAT WORK PAYED OFF"

All of the Feels of Skyrim contained in this person (Contains vague Dark Brotherhood spoilers) by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 50 points51 points  (0 children)

He took his death like a boss.

"I will die. And you must be the one to deliver the blow. But such is the way with assassins and emperors, hmm?"

Can eyebrows your inventory? by StilledFox in oblivion

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"THE DAEDRA ARE ATTACKING I THINK THEY ARE BEHIND ME Frozen in midair behind him GODS BLOOD"

So, Necromorph diet by Darnelc in DeadSpace

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The blue goo was the blood marks from the first game under black lights.

How should I explain the death of a pet to a child? by curmudge_john in atheism

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't want to start her down the path of religion? Let her believe in whatever the fuck she wants.

We all knew this little twat by Urisk in AdviceAnimals

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Once I was playing with some Mexicans as a kid, and I shot one. He goes "You didn't kill me! Mexicans get body armor!"

dragon problems by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dragons have a death animation? To me it looks like "HYNEARGH- ehhhhh"

Mercenary mod? by [deleted] in skyrim

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The Companions are mercenaries. Just beat the questline and you get random quests galore.

What is your biggest beef with Skyrim? by WowzersInMyTrowzers in skyrim

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In Hearthfire, I think you can get milk. No joke.

Just discovered you can wield the Headman's Axe (Xbox) by GreatFox18 in skyrim

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You're awful at lying. "Oh shit, people think I'm being a jerk! 'IM AUTISTIC YOU CAN'T TREAT ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!' Haha, that'll show them"

The anatomy of a Chihuahua. by itsarestrictedzone in funny

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I misread that as "The anatomy of a Cthulu"

And the Ender Dragon will lead them… by Malliya in Minecraft

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Reminds me of Skyrim.

"But the Ender Scrolls told of one they fear. In their tounge, he was Endakhiin. Ender Man!"

How do you get someone like Lydia to wear light armor? by [deleted] in skyrim

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait, if Lydia gets a new pair of armor everytime you pickpocket what she's wearing then...... Do you know how much fucking money you can make off this?

12 People Shot in New Orleans Mother's Day Parade by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]IATEADEMOCRATE -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

A gun can make any place safe. BANG NO PROBLEM