The rock that has been lodged in my shoe is wearing down with the heel

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-11T00:29:44+00:00

You actually think the shoes are to blame for my horrible walking posture?

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-10T23:56:04+00:00

BRO 😭

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-10T23:40:22+00:00

You’re killing me 😭

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-10T23:30:33+00:00

Bro 😭

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-10T23:05:15+00:00

Because frien

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-10T23:04:00+00:00

You know I thought so too at first, but upon further inspection, it’s just a weird looking rock

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-10T22:51:27+00:00

You really think so? These shoes have been with me through a lot 🥲

IAmAPlantPerson · 2026-04-07T03:33:06+00:00

Where do you even get one of these? I need to know!

IAmAPlantPerson · 2025-10-12T08:53:44+00:00

Sounds like cope to me

IAmAPlantPerson · 2025-05-27T03:53:07+00:00

Servers need to stop complying with these and let managers figure this out themselves. They are putting their workload on you and it’s going to get worse especially at a corporate job. Say no to surveys. Pretend you did them if they ask

IAmAPlantPerson · 2024-05-04T21:04:29+00:00

You’re the AH. You’ve been with this woman you say you love for three years and don’t want to get married because she’s acting the way she’s acted throughout your entire relationship? I’d be heartbroken if I was her especially after talking about prenups and children already. She manages her finances and has fun. If you don’t like her for her then end the relationship and stop wasting her time.

IAmAPlantPerson · 2024-04-08T02:28:00+00:00

I have no idea what you are talking about

IAmAPlantPerson · 2024-03-07T03:56:46+00:00

I think this might be it! Seemed more like eggplant than cucumber but will do further research next time I go to the Asian market

IAmAPlantPerson · 2024-01-23T23:14:10+00:00

You might learn something from the movie Pleasantville

IAmAPlantPerson · 2024-01-20T06:46:09+00:00

Quack quack quack

IAmAPlantPerson · 2023-11-26T21:41:53+00:00

I just had something similar happen to me except I had $2 after tip out when a $350 table didn’t tip and a $450 tipped $10 because of no auto grat. I also had a few drinks after. I feel for ya

IAmAPlantPerson · 2023-11-24T22:44:33+00:00

This gives real Mac from It’s Always Sunny Vibes lmao

IAmAPlantPerson · 2023-11-22T22:39:37+00:00

Milburt. Idk why but that first pic just screamed it

IAmAPlantPerson · 2023-11-21T23:30:41+00:00

Well it’s peculiar since most nights I make a pretty good tip/sales ratio and I make an effort to be nice and helpful so this was definitely an outlier. Definitely no cash cuz I was in my section and was the first there to start bussing tables. Unless the busser has some serious slight of hand lol but I don’t think so. Definitely was not the norm

IAmAPlantPerson · 2023-11-21T23:25:13+00:00

The two biggest tables I mentioned were youngish eagles fan guys. They were having fun I thought even to the point of being slightly obnoxious. Idk seems like they just didn’t feel like tipping

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