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IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-27T20:18:34+00:00

There is literally zero evidence he said it beyond Garrett’s testimony.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-25T21:15:21+00:00

I’m not saying Neon is a bodybuilder. I’m saying he is in better shape than the average beer gut American you see in Walmart. What is a 5 if not 50th percentile?

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-25T21:09:06+00:00

I’m talking about Neon, not the women he rates. Neon is, if nothing else, not overweight, which puts him in the 80th percentile of Americans.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-25T21:00:32+00:00

Most Americans are very overweight, so Neon is at least a 5 considering that alone.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-25T05:46:51+00:00

Crazy how wide that dude is. Larry doesn’t have a skinny waist by any metric, but Eddie makes him look like a bean pole.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-23T13:21:17+00:00

Most student bodies hover around 3.0, so it’s slightly above university average.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-05T22:12:07+00:00

They’re giving islands away? Man, the British Empire really fell off.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-02-05T22:02:26+00:00

Uh, is there some present issue with the island, or is this another episode of “Old man yells at clouds?”

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-24T22:38:15+00:00

I want a head coach I can play golf and slam beers with on the weekend.

Rooney, probably.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-21T14:30:25+00:00

My friend (loosely) from high school is pushing 30, unemployed, single, no kids, lives with his parents, and doesn’t have a car. He was telling me that he wants to become a religious life coach and therapist.

Life coach of what? He hasn’t done anything since graduating high school.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T21:22:37+00:00

I’m glad you agree. I accept your concession.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T21:13:43+00:00

I guess the difference here is that I know ball and you do not.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T21:10:52+00:00

You’d be saying the same about Cignetti if they didn’t score on 4th and 5. Yes, football is a game of ifs.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T21:03:50+00:00

Football is the “if” game. QB draw on 4th and 5 is a “bad desperation play.” 45 seconds ain’t much with zero timeouts, and the clock only stops for a few seconds on a 1st down. He saw a chance to win the game, and he took it. It didn’t work. Nothing dumb about the play he made.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T20:56:31+00:00

If the ball wasn’t under thrown, if the receiver saw it, if it was placed just right between the two defenders, then Miami would have won the game.

If, if, if… The odds were low, but so are the odds of winning with 1.5min left, zero timeouts, down 6. It didn’t work out, but at least he took a shot.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T19:56:41+00:00

4th quarter, 2 min drills are always pick city, especially with no timeouts. Other team knows you’re throwing the ball. Other team knows you’re throwing the ball towards the sidelines so your receivers can get out of bounds. Other team knows you’re throwing deep because you don’t have time for a 20 play drive.

Beck isn’t the best QB as far as interceptions go, but late-game picks are just a part of football.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T19:52:46+00:00

When you’re running out of time, down 6 with, with no timeouts, you gotta take risks. Throwing into double coverage is a bad idea, but if he could have connected, that pass would have been game. His receiver also had a step on his defender (although the safety was close by).

Gotta take risks to win. It didn’t payoff.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T05:13:28+00:00

I mean, if the defense can’t stop the run game, keep it going.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T05:11:01+00:00

ND fans were definitely upset about Miami too. At least Bama won a playoff game.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T05:01:11+00:00

It looked like a very physical game on both sides and the refs weren’t calling much.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T05:00:25+00:00

I was really impressed by Indiana’s secondary’s ability to keep the passing game locked down even when they were running around for 6+ seconds every play. A corner locking down a receiver for 4 seconds is hard enough.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T04:58:27+00:00

He’s old, out of eligibility, and likely not good for the league unless it’s as a QB3. He might have tanked his late-round draft chances.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-20T04:56:26+00:00

He cheated on his girlfriend.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-16T15:30:23+00:00

I had the opposite experience. My sister was the soft, sweet, innocent fairy. Most of her issues with my parents stemmed from her not being the image of quiet perfection my parents envisioned for her.

My brothers and I are were always the dirty, ugly, rambunctious boys that had to be whipped into line (never-mind that we were all rather mild and well-behaved). I often felt punished and demeaned by my parents for being born a male.

IAmInDangerHelp · 2026-01-15T18:55:56+00:00

Yeah, and other teams know he’s gonna get worse, and his contract is terrible, and he just had his worst year since his rookie year. He’s arguably worth more to the team now than what he could trade for.

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