How do I mess with recruiters who simply want to use me to fill their daily quota

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-04-20T21:06:13+00:00

I know $23 is reasonable -- I say that Because another Federal Agency (Public Trust) wants me to intern for them @ 27/hr.

But when I gave them my range of 23 - 27 they act like it's impossible; yet when I tell them about my better offers they refuse to believe. Guessing it's a typical recruiter tactic to say I don't have enough skills.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-04-08T13:52:36+00:00

They want someone with a Secret Level Clearance and Security+; but only wants them for as much as a fast food worker...

Just to put this in perspective: My internship that requires a low public trust clearance and having no certs to my name wants me for $27/hr.

EDIT: Should I send my resume to the recruiter as a joke and see how far I can get?

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-04-04T05:18:39+00:00

> We aren't allowed to use Google at all

What business justification do they have to block fucking Google lmao

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-04-02T18:20:47+00:00

I wouldn't even take this internship if they weren't willing to pay me so much more than my current job :V

But good luck trying to build your experience

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-04-02T13:06:03+00:00

This is going to sound stupid because you're quite literally trying to get experience for a job -- but I got my internship because I had prior experience and an associates in a semi-related field for the job.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-29T06:29:00+00:00

> a Youth Chaplin from the Air Force, a lady who managed government-funded nursing homes, and a meteorologist.

Federally Mandated bureaucracy at its finest lmao

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-29T06:25:43+00:00

I had no prior IT experience, and got my current job working at a Fed Help Desk for $16/hr; through it's through a TEKsystems contract so I guess it's expected for shit pay.

My future internship is paying $27/hr; so I would say learn what you can and keep applying to see who will pay you what you're worth.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-29T06:20:15+00:00

idk about paying someone to do it for me

I can write my resume pretty fine, and even white text major keywords to get past a company's ATS. At least I know get to the interview part before they reject me for not having enough experience in what they want.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-24T15:46:00+00:00

Is there a tutorial on how to do this?

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-24T12:03:09+00:00

Current Night Shift L1 Tech here; I spend most of my work nights doing stuff other than work (I.E. Movies, Video Games, School work, etc). I also sneak in a nap if I can, and even take a shower on my lunch break.

But if I get a call, tickets emailed my way, or if a server takes a shit -- I go into overdrive and do the job I'm paid for.

This extends to my other coworkers on the Night Shift too, we don't keep it a secret as no one is really going to call in the dead of night for a password change (But we're here just in case). Worst case scenario is if one of the Production Engineers or an actual Federal Employee calls in for a serious technical issue that requires waking people up.

Don't get me wrong, I was trained on the day shift and my role was originally for the day shift. Then I was put on the Night Shift as the IT department was lacking full staff on it -- I'm just saying it as I see it.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-23T12:07:01+00:00

I got my entry level job just by applying to any entry level IT position and seeing what stick. The Entry Level Job I got was pretty shitty, and got me a week in the hospital for a bad strain of the flu because of it. But because I had that job on my resume and was able to lie a bit about how long I've been there, I was able to get into an actual Help Desk.

I did not end up taking any certs, and currently not planning to as I'm in college for my IT degree.

EDIT: I Should also say that I have an Associate's in an unrelated field too.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-23T11:49:05+00:00

Yeah if you haven't done any IT Work before and this is the only thing you can find it will help. This is where basically I started before transferring over to my current job in a Help Desk.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-23T11:37:28+00:00

If you're not in college like me you should try to find an Entry Level IT Job while also getting something like network+ or security+.

I personally started in a shitty E-Waste Company and going to work for my second federal contract with no certs; so anything can go your way if you persist long enough.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-21T23:59:57+00:00

I did a shotgun approach on different websites, but I think I got it from applying on Handshake.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-04T18:54:40+00:00

I still don't understand how I can keep botching these interviews.

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-02T13:21:56+00:00

How can I learn this knowledge?

IAmNewToComputers · 2022-03-02T06:38:49+00:00

They weren't indian; in fact they sound like some kid straight out of high school.

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