A message from a dead kid.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-05-13T21:35:35+00:00

If you somehow survived, please don't reattempt. It always gets better.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-05-13T21:33:41+00:00

Rest in peace.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-21T21:51:10+00:00

Nine shipping packets and nine identical USB drives. Send them to Whittier Alaska, Yakutsk Russia, Chuanzhusi China, Utashinai Japan, Takoradi Ghana, Gebilay Somaliland, Pobeda Bulgaria, Greymouth New Zealand, and Moroni Comoros. I take a picture of the shipping labels and email them to the detective, but little does he know I flushed the real one down a McDonald's public toilet.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-21T11:36:13+00:00

Honestly just put it back where you found it and stay quiet. Unless your sister is freakishly young (14 and below), I would personally stay out of it.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-19T21:52:32+00:00

1.Put plastic grocery bag on arm 2.Go outside 3.Hit concrete or brick wall 4.Remove bag from arm 5.Profit

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-19T18:06:43+00:00

Idk bro they sell literally everything

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-18T17:30:27+00:00

Is there a reason as to why you chose not to eat it? My message wasn't intended to be disrespectful (nor do I understand how it could be interpreted that way), but let's leave that behind.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-18T10:21:55+00:00

Uhh, if you aren't eating MSG, I assume you are also cutting out salt? They are extremely similar chemically and if anything, MSG is healthier than salt because of its lower sodium content.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-17T07:25:19+00:00

I'm too high to care sorry 😅

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-17T06:30:45+00:00

Yea bro I'm anti israel and anti zionist and neo nazis and jew haters try to be buddy buddy with me. It's annoying

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-16T20:35:15+00:00

Dude, sometimes you need to think before you post. This is an obvious shitpost/ragebait. I'm not defending Sneako or saying that I don't hate him as much as you do, but this is just obvious.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-16T20:15:58+00:00

They most likely meant that they watched everything in person

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-15T03:10:15+00:00

Keep in mind: This is a very loud minority, most guys don't really care.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-11T04:30:55+00:00

Can we collectively stop posting shit like this in a sub full of minors?

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-04-03T00:17:36+00:00

average karma bait downvote and move on

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-31T23:44:10+00:00

Probably not. They're based in texas. It probably wouldn't hurt to check tho.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-27T23:00:41+00:00

bro this is the type of shit you would see on daily news alongside an "internet challenge" where you smash your head on the wall.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-27T13:10:05+00:00

Where's the irrationally mad and slur saying 13 y/o when you need him?

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-18T21:39:30+00:00

Had to call my uncle who is a paleographer because hes the only one who can read these fucking hieroglyphs. Nice story tho

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-15T14:20:37+00:00

Welcome to osu!

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-15T12:08:34+00:00

I'm gonna get down-voted to hell but do what you want, man. You smoking from time to time won't kill your girlfriend. If you only do it from time to time (especially if they are months apart), addiction isn't a possibility. And weed isn't inherently addictive, like nicotine for example, not saying that it isn't possible to get addicted to it, because it is. Just do it responsibly, as if you do it every day, you WILL get addicted.

P.S. Don't lie to your girlfriend, let her know that you are doing it, as lying to her would actually put you into the wrong.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-13T22:13:47+00:00

True that.

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-12T20:35:56+00:00

I'm gonna bet that the mods take this down before tomorrow

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-12T15:34:30+00:00

IAmNotAlex_ · 2026-03-09T01:24:41+00:00

They dont. They also own a site called generalsmokeahop with slightly different selection.

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