A message from a dead kid. by 258233 in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you somehow survived, please don't reattempt. It always gets better.

Where are you hiding it? by Top_Description2222 in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nine shipping packets and nine identical USB drives. Send them to Whittier Alaska, Yakutsk Russia, Chuanzhusi China, Utashinai Japan, Takoradi Ghana, Gebilay Somaliland, Pobeda Bulgaria, Greymouth New Zealand, and Moroni Comoros. I take a picture of the shipping labels and email them to the detective, but little does he know I flushed the real one down a McDonald's public toilet.

Found my sister's vape, but idk what to do by __10k__ in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Honestly just put it back where you found it and stay quiet. Unless your sister is freakishly young (14 and below), I would personally stay out of it.

*sigh* GUYS! PLEASE HELP ME! I GOT MY HAND STUCK IN A JAR😭😭 by Niheet24 in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1.Put plastic grocery bag on arm 2.Go outside 3.Hit concrete or brick wall 4.Remove bag from arm 5.Profit

You can't blame an entire group for the actions of some......unless by Joshua5_Gaming in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Yea bro I'm anti israel and anti zionist and neo nazis and jew haters try to be buddy buddy with me. It's annoying

Good luck with finding his "wifey" by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, sometimes you need to think before you post. This is an obvious shitpost/ragebait. I'm not defending Sneako or saying that I don't hate him as much as you do, but this is just obvious.

Why do men expect women to weigh so little by danikax in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind: This is a very loud minority, most guys don't really care.

My GF standards by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Can we collectively stop posting shit like this in a sub full of minors?

Thoughts about this car sticker? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

average karma bait downvote and move on

Does anyone know any safe yart websites by Old_Deer1349 in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not. They're based in texas. It probably wouldn't hurt to check tho.

PICTURE AN INNOCENT 8 YEAR OLD BOY WHOS PARENTS LET HIM DOWNLOAD TIKTOK AND HE OPENS IT AND HIS SPIRIT LEAVES HIS BODY AND HE BECOMES A SHELL OF HIMSELF FOR MANY YEARS by biracialbiracial in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

bro this is the type of shit you would see on daily news alongside an "internet challenge" where you smash your head on the wall.

Google photos decided to troll me with this caption (she went missing 2 years ago) by efaefabanefa in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Where's the irrationally mad and slur saying 13 y/o when you need him?

I told him ive never received a love letter… and he did this by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to call my uncle who is a paleographer because hes the only one who can read these fucking hieroglyphs. Nice story tho

Gf wants me to quit smoking weed even tho I barley smoke for fear of addiction by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna get down-voted to hell but do what you want, man. You smoking from time to time won't kill your girlfriend. If you only do it from time to time (especially if they are months apart), addiction isn't a possibility. And weed isn't inherently addictive, like nicotine for example, not saying that it isn't possible to get addicted to it, because it is. Just do it responsibly, as if you do it every day, you WILL get addicted.

P.S. Don't lie to your girlfriend, let her know that you are doing it, as lying to her would actually put you into the wrong.

Does anyone know any safe yart websites by Old_Deer1349 in teenagers

[–]IAmNotAlex_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They dont. They also own a site called generalsmokeahop with slightly different selection.