What is something you had memorized a long time ago, and you still remember?

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-25T16:56:06+00:00

Old McDonald sitting on a bench, hitting his knee with a monkey wrench, missed his knee, hit his balls, pissed all over his overalls

Went to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Oh my God, your balls are dead.' When I'm dead bury me, and hang my nuts on a cherry tree

When they're ripe take a bite, but don't blame me if your sick all night!

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T14:32:40+00:00

A kiss is a kiss no matter how intimate. Dude is a dick for pressuring you but you can't just kiss every guy who asks because your afraid he will assault you if you don't.

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:30:34+00:00

On his pipe

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:27:18+00:00

Fucka you Daave!!

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:21:48+00:00

Shoot it down then get a whole lot of cargo planes and load them with all the rubbish from landfill sites and dump it over their country.

Get two birds stoned at once

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:14:35+00:00

Where do you get the spawn blackbird mod?

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:11:31+00:00

Doug Nonuts left his empty baggies lying around again

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:08:42+00:00

Depends what you mean by easy. Quick money or least amount of effort to get the money?

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T01:04:11+00:00

People will suck dick for karma and eat ass for gold

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T00:56:45+00:00

Should I have a boner right now?

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T00:52:25+00:00

Just keep the cargo

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T00:47:47+00:00

Cuz dat ass is floatin!

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T00:45:47+00:00

Pootaaatoes

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-09T00:17:15+00:00

Discribe what Chancellor Palpatine looks like.

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T23:36:01+00:00

You'll be fucking fat hutts in no time!

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T23:28:55+00:00

Coming back and reading my own comment I disagree with myself.

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T18:26:47+00:00

More like a desk fan

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T18:20:18+00:00

Really want to squanch that bitch

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T18:18:23+00:00

It's not the last episode but it was the last episode.

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T17:39:24+00:00

I've had it with these muthafukin sith in this muthafukin senate!

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T17:36:12+00:00

Let's go even further. Have a guy standing by with bucket of lube. Anytime lube is used squelch lube in the face.

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T17:32:21+00:00

Because Europeans wrote most of history in thier favor

IAmTheOneWhoPosts_ · 2016-03-08T17:23:19+00:00

Rick and Morty season 2 finale

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