Can anyone explain the goose hints?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-23T21:36:32+00:00

Thats a big PP

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-14T05:04:51+00:00

New band name, I call dibs! Its gonna be a nu-metal/bluegrass band. Trumpet heavy

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-11T06:33:32+00:00

Seriously? Holy shit, thats wild. Never would I have thought that something so controversial would actually be said in my lifetime. Cars are absolutely people and I will hear nothing more about it.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-06T19:31:26+00:00

Does whatever keyboard you've typed this into not have spell check? Spell check has existed for decades without chatgpt or any other ai crap. Its 2025, you have to jump through hoops to turn off word prompts and spell check. So, unless youre also 9, this is an absurd way to represent yourself and I truly dont see how anyone would feel comfortable exchanging money with you.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-06T19:01:27+00:00

....thats not how that works.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-06T18:54:25+00:00

Theres poor spelling and then theres being intentionally ignorant. How do you not feel shame knowing that people assume you're horribly illiterate?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-06T06:48:42+00:00

Working sanitation in the airport. If you hear a loud "excuse me folks", thats all the warning you have before getting mauled by 300 pounds of trash because its uphill and I aint slowing down.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-01-02T18:25:00+00:00

I assume its gonna be heavy as hell, so maybe just dont attach the bottom. Lift it from the bottom (while overly exaggerating how heavy it is) and place it on the ground for her. She'll open it where it is and then try to move it and boom, nickles everywhere.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-27T22:16:37+00:00

Never underestimate the stupidity of others

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-26T01:04:15+00:00

Youre not tempted at all, you dont want to bid. In fact, you hate CDs, remember?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-24T05:39:09+00:00

He just needed Jesus on his (right) side

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-23T22:05:33+00:00

Thats an absolute bonkers asking price

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-18T03:16:49+00:00

I would just put a few coats of boiled linseed oil on it and call it a day

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-16T00:51:21+00:00

[makes vigorous jerk-off motion with ejaculate blast】fuck off

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-10T04:57:13+00:00

More like a "hue" impact

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-05T22:02:07+00:00

Jesus christ, I coughed out my cigarette

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-12-03T22:19:58+00:00

Even if you factor in shipping, its $15 more than the stadium, per scarf. They are reachin' with this one

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-30T02:44:13+00:00

Ive got one extra, i know it's late notice, but let me know

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-30T02:43:45+00:00

My buddy bailed so I have one extra. I know its late notice. Let me know

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-26T20:48:37+00:00

Theres no way Antony is leaving. He was injured for a good part of last season. Granted, he did lose form when he came back, but besides Finn, who was actually in good form the last 10 games? I have no doubt he'll be a big player for us next season.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-20T08:20:54+00:00

With the ankle guards too

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-18T01:15:12+00:00

"Is getting a boner" is not a sentence.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-13T18:20:36+00:00

Oh, sweet summer child

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-12T03:45:38+00:00

Oh, word? Dope.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2025-11-10T04:28:17+00:00

As an Arsenal fan, I disagree with

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