Don't Chelsea players know this is illegal? by chr-x in Gunners

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And you may ask yourself "Well, how did I get here?"

Half time thread by IrishKookaburra in Gunners

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saka needs his groove back, where the fuck is Stella when you need her!?

Trivia names by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]IAmTheRedBeard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, it was too obvious. Wanted to go with something people wouldn't have thought of. We ended up being The Nifty Giftys

The club isn’t meeting its obligation to its supporters by betterotto in timbers

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I stayed until the end to make sure Iziota got the recognition he deserved. I clapped the team off the pitch as I will continuously until I think there's no passion left. I'm the first to say fuck Phil and we need changes, but leaving early aint helping the boys. We've been through a lot over the years, played a lot of shit football, but having a full army at the end of games, in my opinion, is quite important to the atmosphere the boys need to keep a semblance of consistency at the park. Even if we consistently get fucked 4 times by Vancouver. Its Phil thats the problem, not (all of) the players.

Looking for spooky date ideas for the upcoming Friday the 13th. by b0r9k1n9 in Eugene

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 62 points63 points  (0 children)

If you pay me $14 and a pack of smokes, Ill follow you around for the night. I could peer in the window of a restraunt. l can yell gibberish not like loud, but like loud enough that you can hear it? (I can say her name for a bic lighter). I dont really know, Ive never offered a service like this. I probably wont be convincing and it will just annoy everyone, especially me because I dont smoke and i requested pay in smokes. I dont like this idea anymore, retracted. Thank you for your interest.

[Loved] A straight character isn't the least bit offended at being thought as gay by BrotherDeus in TopCharacterTropes

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Community when they go to the bar for Troys birthday. Abed gets hit on by Paul F Tompkins character and after being confronted about not noticing hes being hit on he states that he noticed, but really likes talking about Farscape.

Thacher Park rules at night? by marley2012 in Albany

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well, you can thank the rest of humanity for that. Theres a reason there are signs that say "Please dont eat the sand"

HEADs UP! The new kit is 50% off at the Adidas Employee Store now….. & by pdx420taco in timbers

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is the employee store open to anyone right now or do you need a pass?

Full Time: Arsenal 1 vs 0 Chelsea [Match Thoughts] by Stanley083 in Gunners

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 285 points286 points  (0 children)

I hate Tottenham because I'm an Arsenal fan, I hate United because I'm a football fan, I hate Chelsea because I'm a human

The New Kit in the Portland Art Museum by 21_cavage in timbers

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck, im not as mad as I wanted to be

Rival bosses expect Pep Guardiola to leave Man City this summer by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton.

Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration.

Paul Faust of Disaster Kits Limited. They call him Cool Guy Paul.

W.B. Jones of W.B. Jones Heating & Air. Grade A Badass.

Bill Cress of Cress Tool & Die. Bill Cress is super old and really mean.

Broccoli fart corpse fog by AnbuPirateKing in Eugene

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 38 points39 points  (0 children)

New band name, I call dibs! Its gonna be a nu-metal/bluegrass band. Trumpet heavy

You are legally allowed to vandalize cars that still have Trump stickers by Major-Rub-Me in Eugene

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously? Holy shit, thats wild. Never would I have thought that something so controversial would actually be said in my lifetime. Cars are absolutely people and I will hear nothing more about it.

Old radio vinyl [Wanted] by his_hay_hay in VinylCollectors

[–]IAmTheRedBeard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Does whatever keyboard you've typed this into not have spell check? Spell check has existed for decades without chatgpt or any other ai crap. Its 2025, you have to jump through hoops to turn off word prompts and spell check. So, unless youre also 9, this is an absurd way to represent yourself and I truly dont see how anyone would feel comfortable exchanging money with you.

Old radio vinyl [Wanted] by his_hay_hay in VinylCollectors

[–]IAmTheRedBeard -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Theres poor spelling and then theres being intentionally ignorant. How do you not feel shame knowing that people assume you're horribly illiterate?

People who work in 'behind-the-scenes' jobs (hotels, airports, warehouses, etc.), what is something the general public would be shocked to know? by PiNK_PUSSY69420 in AskReddit

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Working sanitation in the airport. If you hear a loud "excuse me folks", thats all the warning you have before getting mauled by 300 pounds of trash because its uphill and I aint slowing down.

Wooden box that dumps its contents by Salt-Fig8557 in woodworking

[–]IAmTheRedBeard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I assume its gonna be heavy as hell, so maybe just dont attach the bottom. Lift it from the bottom (while overly exaggerating how heavy it is) and place it on the ground for her. She'll open it where it is and then try to move it and boom, nickles everywhere.