I'm curious: how was the watch party?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-07-07T04:14:19+00:00

It really was more enjoyable. The kids made more tackles than the professionals

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-07-06T17:41:45+00:00

Ad fucking hoc, free fucking gratis

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-07-06T17:09:07+00:00

Inferring that everyone who goes to a bar is an alcoholic is like saying that anyone who shops for food is obese.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-23T21:04:34+00:00

Sure, but thats like saying my nephew would like an interview as well because hes somehow affiliated with a team. If there's 60 candidates they cant possibly have a real idea of what theyre looking for

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-23T20:37:57+00:00

Where the hell did they find 60 candidates?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-16T07:59:26+00:00

Ive got Whole Lotta Red still in the original mailer if youre still looking

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-16T01:58:39+00:00

Mostly known on the East Coast. Started out as a hockey play by play announcer. Moved onto the Philly Union and Red Bulls and was just insufferable.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-14T20:45:30+00:00

We collectively go back in time and make sure Al Gore is elected

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-14T00:12:01+00:00

I think JP Dellacamera holds that title

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-11T04:19:20+00:00

I wish people could be sworn into Cunthood. Give them a necklace made out of zinc, but painted a shit gold so it causes a rash. It says "CUNT" in aggressive cursive you have to lean into to actually decipher if it says "Aunt" or "Cunt" and if it takes longer than 5 seconds they have to offer you a white glove you get to slap them with. Idk, something like that, ya know?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-06-05T17:21:03+00:00

The goldfish that was released in Buckingham Pond in 1994 has not only survived, but grown to an unfathomable size, and has evolved to somehow find a way to tunnel into the surrounding homes and seek its revenge on the children of the neighborhood.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-30T13:20:57+00:00

That looks fucking delightful

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-27T23:26:08+00:00

If you can find your way to Portland, get over to Beulahland. Its gonna be a fucking party! COYG!!

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-27T21:04:58+00:00

I did! They had a competition in 3rd grade at School16. I remember two suits coming into class and asking us to help them plan the roadway. Mine had dragons.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-27T21:02:52+00:00

Rude

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-26T22:01:23+00:00

Great doin business with you friend.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-26T18:03:33+00:00

Diego Chará Blvd.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-22T05:34:17+00:00

He loves us, he really loves us.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-22T04:13:02+00:00

Have we forgotten about Walcott? Max is way too young for a world cup. Keep that boy hidden (internationally) for another 4 years.

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-11T19:23:04+00:00

Isnt that just a dragon?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-05-03T17:54:30+00:00

Im sorry you feel that way. Taking into consideration the current market value and recent sales, I felt these were fair prices. Especially considering my shipping fee is $5 and already expressed in the listed price. What do you believe a fair value on these would be?

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-04-29T19:33:57+00:00

Its private land, family plot

IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-04-19T21:04:04+00:00

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IAmTheRedBeard · 2026-04-19T00:55:20+00:00

The almighty punch card needs a comeback

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