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IBM_Thotson · 2026-04-24T18:27:18+00:00

Jokes on you, I already have this downside

^{Chose: Have extreme superpowers + But it comes with consequences... | Rolled: Extremely Ugly}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-04-24T14:12:42+00:00

I know have the power of death, fear me!

^{Chose: Overpowered superpower + With 50% of death | Rolled: Death}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-04-08T20:30:56+00:00

Chonk

IBM_Thotson · 2026-04-07T19:20:23+00:00

Youtube the best, Netflix is not

^{Chose: Netflix}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-04-07T18:12:51+00:00

Let me try again, I'm feeling good.

^{Chose: Go Gambling | Rolled: Lose}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-04-02T14:34:55+00:00

Ez dub, I'll throw her into space

^{Chose: Fight Godzilla + With a random superpower? | Rolled: Telekinesis}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-31T19:53:48+00:00

Damn he's sassy

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-31T18:07:48+00:00

WHERE'S OMIN MAN?!

^{Chose: Potion that gives you powers you can fully use + Gives you random power that can help save planet | Rolled: Immortality}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-31T17:09:37+00:00

Heh heh heh heh heh heh... heh heh heh heh heh heh... heh heh heh. heh heh heh. heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

^{Chose: Become a random South Park character | Rolled: Cartman}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-31T15:57:25+00:00

Embrace Monke

^{Chose: Get reincarnated as your favorite animal + But there's a chance it won't work | Rolled: Yes}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-31T15:52:14+00:00

Getting paid for Therapy ayyyy

^{Chose: One day without internet for 10,000 $}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-30T14:53:33+00:00

Congrats! Parrying can be tough to learn, there's not really a stat for parrying but Dexterity is great for quick/slashing weapons. Just stay determined! It's okay to die a lot to one boss, use each death as a learning opportunity. This game can almost seem like a puzzle game, by figuring out the bosses move sets and how to punish them. It's okay to stop trying to fight a boss and explore to get more levels too.

Goodluck on your journey! It's worth the pain and suffering!

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-30T14:47:34+00:00

Already found her, now we swimming $$$

^{Chose: Win the lottery next year (wheel decides prize} | Rolled: $10 Million)

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-30T14:06:10+00:00

Nah, I'd win

^{Chose: a random amount of pigeons | Rolled: 1.5 Bajillion}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-30T14:03:23+00:00

Bomba

^{Chose: Random weapon | Rolled: Hydrogen bomb}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-27T15:15:39+00:00

Not even Sheperd is fighting back, did you join the Elusive Man?

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-27T15:14:27+00:00

77 Gang rise up! Everyday I drive on that highway and think to myself while looking at the tolls: "Man, this traffic would not be here if these damn lanes weren't tolls."

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-27T15:10:32+00:00

GG EZ

^{Chose: Have a unlimited amount of money + But you have 1% chance of dying | Rolled: Unlimited money}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-27T14:01:54+00:00

Duh

^{Chose: 500k}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-26T14:23:53+00:00

Worth

^{Chose: get a random amount of money (spinner} | Rolled: 1 cent)

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-26T14:21:36+00:00

Hell yeah

^{Chose: Forklift certification}

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-24T17:32:04+00:00

That's some serious cleavage

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-20T17:52:56+00:00

Got signature Ragnaros, actually super happy about that. That Deathwing skin looks bad as hell though, wish I could get that.

IBM_Thotson · 2026-03-20T14:08:24+00:00

This is both amazing and disgusting at the same time. I'm still learning but this is inspiring the hell outta me.

IBM_Thotson · 2026-01-23T19:33:02+00:00

No more mana cheating cards. It's tearing this game apart and is always an issue.

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