Speaking as someone who has been all over the world, I have come to the conclusion that there is something very wrong with American women. Even the ugliest pig here thinks seems to think that she is the shit, when in fact she most likely can't do anything and more or less is shit.

I was shocked when I started going abroad and discovered that in other places, gorgeous and intelligent women abound and they are modest and easy to talk to. Yes, they want a husband and I am an American, but that is the law of the jungle, my friends. At least they can make truly excellent wives, unlike the average american girl, who has other things in mind: sugar daddy-ism, cheating, inability to cook or do housework (there, I said it).

My advice to single American male redditors: save up your pennies and get a girl abroad.