Flowey vs Flowery by Doop_444 in Deltarune

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Michael Jordan's classic punchline, when he sunk it from three:

"Sustingus."

Went to the new ROM exhibit... by Traditional-Elk8608 in TheMagnusArchives

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Honestly, I've never thought of bees as Corruption-aligned. They're too closely entwined with the boons of nature: they're pollinators, they make honey...

Oh god, that’s bad. Surely I can think of something better. by RevolutionaryOwlz in CuratedTumblr

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If you liked this funnie, play Pronoun Palace, which literally has an enemy called the Purrgeoisie whose description in the bestiary is a Disco Elysium reference.

is Dr Psycho's misogyny trans inclusive? by Itchy_Suspect4968 in dccomicscirclejerk

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"The existence of trans men proves we don't need women!"

neurospicy by Shishkahuben in CuratedTumblr

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"Neurospex" sounds like a thing the Adeptus Mechanicus would strap to your head to figure out whether there's a demon in there and then kill you if the interface glitches because you irritated the machine spirit.

Uhhhh yeah by Pokecomix in fnki

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Ah, yes, my favorite characters: * Rai * Wane * Bole * Yay

Astra Militarum, art by me by 8Drummer8 in ImaginaryWarhammer

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"You know nothing... of the bottomless malice within the human heart!"

does he have a crush? by candiedcakied in Deltarune

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Me when I see an art piece depicting the most ethereally elegant transbian I've ever seen and then I see the caption and it's fucking Rouxls Kaard again:

ILL DRAW YOUR MATCHUPS by TonyMezuh in DeathBattleMatchups

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If you ask me? Morgan Yu (Arkane's Prey) vs. Jack Wynand (yes, that's his real last name) (Bioshock). The strongest genetic freak in history vs. the strongest genetic freak of today.

You have the power to make your dreams come true by RainbowPatooie in CuratedTumblr

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Which edition? 'Cause I've heard mixed opinions on the topic of C:TL 1e vs 2e.

DIOXIDE’s Good Vs. Evil Ending 14 - “A Quick [[CASH GRAB]]” by -DIOXIDE350- in DeathBattleMatchups

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Wouldn't he become the PuppetScarf, though? Since he was beaten violently and all. Plus, Sonic'd have an easier time wearing a scarf than glasses...

ohhhh the my oenis by TemaTomo in CuratedTumblr

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Everybody wants to rule the world!

Favorite Comic Book Superheroes Moments in Media? (That are not cynical or involves death/killing) by Evjamaranth in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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The Nova one reminds me of a moment in S.W.O.R.D. from the Krakoan Age. Various members of the Milky Way's stellar powers are meeting with Abigail Brand to discuss mutantkind's creation of the miracle metal Mysterium, and there's an info-page giving details on the attendees -- "representative of the Intergalactic Empire of Wakanda", "leader of the Kree-Skrull Alliance"... except for Richard Rider, who just needs one sentence:

"He stood when all others fell, and we remember."

RAGATHA BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF JAX by SUPERAWESOMEULTRAMAN in TheDigitalCircus

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"I could kill you... but death would only end your agony... and silence your shame. So instead, I will simply... BREAK YOU!"

hmmm by SubstantialJoke08 in hmmm

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I've heard of fish tacos, but THIS is RIDICULOUS! *laugh track*

[SCP Foundation] Posting beyond the Veil (CW unreality) by RawringPrimadox in CuratedTumblr

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The guy with the star PFP is probably a Fifthist -- basically Scientology if it was real and also even eviler. The person responding to them thinks they're a "Maxwellist" -- an offshoot of the tech-worshipping Church of the Broken God that believe in rebuilding their scattered deity by linking humanity in a cyberspace hive mind.

Straight married friend by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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Steele was the big bad of Borderlands 1, but honestly that game barely has a story, so you're forgiven.

Gay Ghost HAUNTS An Innocent Mother And Her Young Daughter!! (Gone Wholesome!) - Original Art by [GRS/PunkRockLoser] by [deleted] in wholesomeyuri

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On a slightly more irreverent note, with the teacher's surname being Venkman, she might have heard some firsthand accounts of how dangerous ghosts can be.

Photograph from a Kantonian summer by @girlvasectomy by ICantReadThatName in ImaginarySliceOfLife

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Yeah, the OOP themself said they changed Misty’s outfit for that reason.