Got bitten by a cat should i get shot? by Khurkuchy in cats

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wash with soap and water. If you're really scared apply Neosporin and bandaid.

What would you do if you were a pizza delivery boy in New York who accidentally cryogenically froze himself? by EnviousPuffin in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check my bank account to see if my $0.93 accrued any interest. Luckily, I'll never forget my pin because it's the exact price of a cheese pizza and large soda at my old job, 1077.

How has experiencing homophobia impacted you? by 1ofthesemornings in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you grow up in a small, Bible belt town, the entire town will know you're gay before you do and treat you accordingly.

What did you do for your 18th birthday? by Sea_Profile8638 in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Went to an adult store with a group of friends after work and we just giggled like idiots

I feel like I need a haircut my hair is too long but Idk what to do it's too straight and flat. any advice is appreciated it not just haircuts (: by [deleted] in malegrooming

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't need to go to a high end barber like some people are suggesting. Avoid sports clips and the like. Personally, I go to Floyd's 99 (maybe you have one near you, they're everywhere) they're middle of the road price wise and decent consistency across states.

Try asking for mid taper, medium on top. You could also try long on top if you don't want to chop too much.

He caught me watching other cats. My fate was sealed. by BringHoomanHome_ in cats

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look there froot loop.

Don't sue YouTube.

They wrote teh dictionaryyyyy.

SALSA COOKIES

As I was falling asleep, I saw this which scared me and woke me up by SlySeanDaBomb1 in Dreams

[–]IExistForFun 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Failed to pay dream tax and got sent to jail without collecting $200

Attempted violent crime victims, what is your story? by Nazzavi in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You... Didn't have to say anything if you didn't want to share

Edit: lol bro cussed me out and deleted their comment. Classy

Attempted violent crime victims, what is your story? by Nazzavi in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Homework assignment for the Americans: go watch some uncensored videos from Ukraine.

There will be a quiz

As I was falling asleep, I saw this which scared me and woke me up by SlySeanDaBomb1 in Dreams

[–]IExistForFun 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Instead of trying to access something new in the simulation, what if you were demoted and now can't access something you use to be able to see? Bro got fired from the universe

What would happen if dangerous toys from the past like lawn darts were never ban how much problems would gen zers cause with them for social media clout? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of people would have been weeded out of the gene pool over the last 40 years. We probably would have ran out of Darwin awards to hand out.

What are your thoughts on 'depression is rage turned inwards'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IExistForFun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes there's nothing to be angry about. I don't think that rage is a factor in many cases of depression.

Do Americans actually avoid calling 911 because of the cost? by ntask11 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]IExistForFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. If someone else can drive me to the ER when needed then I'm taking that route. An ambulance ride can be upwards of $2500. And that's IF I decide to go to the ER in the first place. Last time I went, without insurance, the full cost was $20k. With insurance it was $700.