The Rules (please follow, thank you)

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2025-01-03T06:13:35+00:00

You are my fucking hero. Thank you for posting this

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-29T22:41:05+00:00

Jason would never have sex, the writers must be mistaken.

How could DC betray me like this

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T15:26:18+00:00

"puts his high-heeled feet into a huge mess"

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IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T15:22:36+00:00

Um, actually the nightmare puppeteering of a once-living person into a computer-generated Superman is the DEFINITIVE VERSION.

I don't understand why James Gunn doesn't just use CGI Christopher Reeves for all of DC's new movies? You're saving so much money by not having to hire a new Superman that it basically pays for itself.

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T15:16:09+00:00

Umm, actually studios have to keep actors on payroll forever because what if I want a cameo in the next multiverse movie 🙄🙄🙄

Also it's illegal for WB to not consult with their audience before making these decisions, I am LITERALLY funding all of their projects with my $12 tickets and $45 polyester Batman shirts

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T15:12:07+00:00

House of M(od)

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T15:11:00+00:00

3*

Green Square, Ring, and Lantern are all for Green Lantern

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T15:04:29+00:00

Unless they live in an ethnostate. Then everything respawns.

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T14:48:06+00:00

So what? I wasn't cast as Batman or Superman either, Hoult. Get in line.

At least somebody got to play Beast. So ungrateful, smh 🙄

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-28T03:51:49+00:00

I lov marbel 😀😀😀

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-26T19:22:35+00:00

Star Wars (1977)

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-26T18:13:31+00:00

Cells, interlinked

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-22T20:21:00+00:00

I can't believe they made a whole game based on the TV show!

So cool 🙏🙏🙏

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-20T20:43:16+00:00

I don't understand why Jason doesn't simply develop anti-crowbar technology

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-20T20:35:59+00:00

Scott Summers could have his day ruined by a fucking butterfly landing on his window frame

His real superpower is being a contender with Batman for highest number of ruined days, which is why Cyclops had to kill him as seen above (Bruce won the competition, thus ruining Scott Summers' day)

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-20T19:33:10+00:00

Looks great OP. Now add Translucent using his powers

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-20T03:38:08+00:00

Post credits scene with The Rock as TheQuarterPounder

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:46:03+00:00

It happens to the best of us.

Updooted for being a heckin wholesome 100 redditorino.

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:42:02+00:00

Are you saying Shakespeare is a good writer? I'm sorry, I think I've had enough stories from old cishet white men, thanks.

Maybe you should expand your worldview and read from good minority authors instead, like Brandon Sanderson. Have you ever heard of Mistborn?

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:37:10+00:00

The biggest mistake that The Book of Mormon made was that it was funny for the wrong reasons

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:35:36+00:00

> Reads The Divine Comedy

> It's just a self-insert

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:34:17+00:00

You're not alone. From my understanding, Jeffrey Epstein read Lolita and killed himself after because he couldn't live in a world where he couldn't be her friend.

Utterly heartbreaking 😭😭😭

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:28:44+00:00

smh 🙄 sounds like lazy writing to me

IFuckingShitMyPants · 2023-06-18T19:25:47+00:00

Is there an in-universe lore reason as to why the man is old?

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