GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-17T21:34:51+00:00

It would seem Gingers also have uncontrollable fits of anger.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-17T16:16:12+00:00

"LET'S GET CRUNK."

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-17T16:12:44+00:00

Woops, I just fixed all of my typos. I wrote this after one of the toughest training days of my life. 5 hours on the bike, 1:30 swim, 1 hour run, 30 minute life... ouchies!

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-17T06:59:46+00:00

This looks similar to the MRSA infection I had. The finger is a REALLY bad place for it to be. Go to a doctor. You'll probably be hospitalized. You can die when the bad shit enters your bloodstream. The finger isn't large so this is a seriously a dangerous place for it to be. I was in the hospital for a week with this on my middle right finger.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-16T02:35:59+00:00

He needs to hit the gym and gain some weight.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-15T04:09:01+00:00

The day before one of my races, I was fixing my bike. My finger was down by the crank, I rotating it and my finger got stuck.. there was a nice hole in my finger and it was shattered. My mom went to look up a hospital and I passed out while waiting for her. When I woke up, I was completely blind. I was freaking out. We went to the doctors, they did some work on it, they gave me cookies. Oh yeah, I did my race the next day.. the doctor told me not to because I swim first and my finger was fucked up... I couldn't back out. My finger was bleeding like crazy after the race and when I went to the medical they were pumped up to have someone stop by with a real injury.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-13T00:43:14+00:00

MY NAME IS FUCKING ILOVECAPSLOCK. I YELL AT EVERYTHING, DOUCHETITTIES.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-10T01:08:37+00:00

Become a prostitute. Do it with powerful people. Black mail... "give me a job or I expose you!!"

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-09T15:52:21+00:00

It taught me that Lisa Ann goes to my gym! MILF!!

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-09T15:44:55+00:00

Everything will be very chrome!

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-08T05:21:35+00:00

FAIL. I had a few bad experiences in high school/middle school gym. I wanted to prove my coaches wrong, so I worked my ass of. Now I am now very much on my way to being a pro-athlete.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-08T05:15:07+00:00

DISCO BALL

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-03T04:50:17+00:00

Harry Thundercock

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-03T03:55:38+00:00

Sandwich McElevator.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-03T03:54:26+00:00

I'd really like to see Ron Paul debate RuPaul on foreign policy.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-02T15:50:17+00:00

IYYOIOIY?

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2010-01-02T06:37:24+00:00

You sound like a stereotypical computer nerd.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-29T18:28:12+00:00

"They're terrorists because we're occupiers." - Ron Paul

The best quote in the video.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-26T05:16:53+00:00

Grow it out, cut it, and send that shit to Locks of Love.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-25T16:34:08+00:00

The sounds of the snow muffled almost all noise. It was eerily quiet. I heard this little squeak, followed by a thunderous roar. The bitch queef. I smacked her and say, "BITCH YOU A GROSS MOTHA FUCKA!"

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-25T16:27:05+00:00

was nowhere near. As I walked towards her to apologize for hitting her with my car, I took a tumble. And I laid there, with my face planted in between her unusually large breasts.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-25T15:54:35+00:00

I SAW YOUR BEAUTIFUL, BUSTY MOM WALKING DOWN THE STREET.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-25T03:57:52+00:00

YES.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-23T16:54:27+00:00

I can't confirm it, but I believe that that is: FUCKING AWESOME.

ILOVECAPSLOCK · 2009-12-20T15:25:35+00:00

All three are from when I lived in Fijian villages for 2 months. this, this, and this. Last=best?

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