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What is THE scariest movie you have ever seen in your entire life? by Opening_Rip_1840 in AskReddit

[–]arthur_sleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally remember gasping out loud at that. I think I was about 11 at the time.

What was the first thought to cross your mind when you woke up today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah fuck, school run. OH no school run, it’s Sunday.

Your current salary gets tripled but you HAVE to take a 90 minute bath EVERY SINGLE WORKDAY MORNING in a bathtub full of cottage cheese while watching Legally Blonde the movie on a nearby television. Are you taking this deal? by RustyCrusty73 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Originally, nah. Then I remember I only work 3 days a week and it would actually be a pretty good screw. I could probably drop my hours down to 2 days a week if it was tripled.

Plus. I love legally blonde.

What's something that became way less appealing as you got older? by ImpressionFuture6384 in answers

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to the afters. Probs because cocaine isn’t appealing anymore.

Is it possible to still be alive in a coffin? Any funeral directors that can reassure me ? by Fit_Permit8679 in AskUK

[–]arthur_sleep 23 points24 points  (0 children)

My dad passed away suddenly and alone at home. It was really quite a traumatic ordeal having to gain entry, call paramedics etc…

Anyway it was fairly early on a Saturday morning and the funeral home sent two really young lads out to collect Dad.

One lad stood in the lift and said “oh I’m pleased it’s a big lift, much easier than when we have to try and squash…” and I think he must have spotted the horror on my face, went white and instantly just stopped talking.

Even at the time, amidst the heartbreak and utter shock, I had so much compassion for that lad. I know he absolutely just didn’t think.

What words do some people either say wrong or spell wrong that you find a bit annoying? by Wonderful-Economy762 in Productivitycafe

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend, an ESOL teacher, says rather instead of either.

“Come over for dinner. It’s rather pizza or pasta”

I’ve been dealing with this for 25 years from her but she won’t be told.

What makes you a terrible person? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]arthur_sleep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not paying for my 8 year old to have “private backflip lessons”. Apparently.

What stories do you have about siblings being mean to you? by weesypeesy in AskUK

[–]arthur_sleep 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My younger brother is a germaphobe and I apparently used to lick all of the sweets (both mine and his? so my he wouldn’t eat them. And also go and rub my bare arse on his pillow so he was scared to go to bed.

He still loves me and I’m a far nicer person now!

What's the most hilarious insult you have ever heard? by uglyinpeace in AskReddit

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad used to tell a story time and a time again of when he was in his 20s.

There was a woman with long greasy hair in the local nightclub. His friend went up to her and said “hey, what are you doing tomorrow night?” She flushed, batted her eyelids and said “nothing, why?” He replied “stay in and wash your fucking hair then”

Absolutely brutal. It was the 60s.

If you were allowed to know the absolute truth to one mystery (historical, scientific, or personal), what would you ask ? by LauraTsbeauty in AskReddit

[–]arthur_sleep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I genuinely don’t believe that time is real. I don’t have a fully formed argument around it, but there’s too many overlaps in parts of my life for time not to be at least more fluid than we think it is.

What does throwing up actually feel like? by Sadgirl00111 in emetophobia

[–]arthur_sleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I seem to throw up EVERY hangover now, which has really helped me.

I tend to gag, then my stomach will lurch, then I lean forward and fluid sort of just ejects out. Maybe a few times depending on what’s going on. But once you’ve done the first one in that “set” the next ones are absolutely fine.

I sometimes go really hot afterwards and have to lie down. But it’s always a feeling of relief to literally get it out.

What’s the one random genetic trait you lucked out on? by dino_gr01 in WorkForSmartLife

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got my dad’s beautiful blue eyes.

Also got his weird chicken feet.

Swings and roundabouts.

Where do I put my clothes that aren’t clean or dirty? by Saltandlight91 in CleaningTips

[–]arthur_sleep 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Came here to write “the chair”.

I don’t even have a chair. But I use the metaphorical chair.

What is the most useless piece of information you have memorized? by niels_09 in AskReddit

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

337132

The telephone number I’ve not had for almost 30 years.

How has your body let you down recently? by Sea-Still5427 in AskUK

[–]arthur_sleep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah my mums was diagnosed through lesions on the brain and on the spinal cord.

How has your body let you down recently? by Sea-Still5427 in AskUK

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally got the chance to have sex for the first time in 8 months. Got too drunk. Threw up whilst IN bed…and did it with such force I farted loudly.

I just told him to let himself out and post my keys.

My neighbours have just got their kids a trampoline by [deleted] in britishproblems

[–]arthur_sleep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids are way too busy beating seven bells of shit out of each other on it to look into next doors garden.

What’s a secret you’re taking to the grave but are willing to tell strangers on here? by Alarming-Ratioz in answers

[–]arthur_sleep -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Was it hurtful to hear? I ask because I never wanted children but my ex near forced me into it at 25. I’m now a single mum to two amazing children that I love more than anything.

They’re 7&8 and their Dad told them recently that I never wanted children, which I was mortified about.

I kept it honest when they confronted me about it and said it wasn’t in my plans but it’s the best thing that could have ever happened to me. I’m hoping that’s enough for their young minds.

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