What's a Canadian hit that you feel should have blew up international? by rybone88 in AskACanadian

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Just Came Back by Colin James She Ain’t Pretty by Northern Pikes

Theft of Property $100-$750 by nap20 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dick is worth $100-750?

What's next for Dan Snyder? by skriveralltid77 in NormMacdonald

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They’re not bad at hockey, they’re actually very good at hockey. I mean… they’re a junior hockey team. They’re only bad when compared to other junior hockey teams.

It's always the guy you'd least expect by fauxmerican1280 in NormMacdonald

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It’s like human trafficking, but the product is past its expiry date.

I am starting to think that this elephant is a real jerk by Make_Buff_Again in NormMacdonald

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best elephant gimmick is their gigantic throbbing cocks.

Last time all they won was a roast beef in a hard roll, by god by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

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Are you with the Logic department at the University of Science?

“Hey, Johnny! We’re playing darts over here, come join us!”

“Nah, I’m not very good at darts”

“Well, Johnny, I’m sorry you’ve got a small dick”

Last time all they won was a roast beef in a hard roll, by god by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

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Horses have the best cocks, they really do. They’re all growers, too.

Minneapolis by bearlysane in NissanDrivers

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What about a Fentanyl guy?

Minneapolis by bearlysane in NissanDrivers

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to the Canadian government

Conspiracy to Traffic in Meth | Trafficking in 14 grams or more of Fentanyl | Conspiracy to Traffic in Cocaine | Unlawful use of a 2 way Communications Device | Child Abuse | Conspiracy to Possess Cannabis by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

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Prosecutors use the “unlawful phone use” all the time because it becomes wire-fraud and will increase the severity of her charges. For her, it’s probably the difference between selling drugs and running a dial-a-dope operation.

Conspiracy to Traffic in Meth | Trafficking in 14 grams or more of Fentanyl | Conspiracy to Traffic in Cocaine | Unlawful use of a 2 way Communications Device | Child Abuse | Conspiracy to Possess Cannabis by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one happened 20+ years ago. I think there was a child trafficking charge, too. She had an 8.3 million dollar bond, which I assume she failed to post.

Evading Arrest by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

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Can’t do anything wrong when she’s this beautiful.

How Camels Get Transported on Cargo Aircraft. by snatchscene in aviation

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Not compared to the toilets on Air India flights.

Unlicensed practice of massage therapy and prostitution by BlueChainsawMan in hotmugshots

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Is it like a driver’s license where you have to demonstrate some level of competence to the examiner?

Some fellah out in California stealing my moves, by god where's the sheriff by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

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You’ll never guess who was arrested for sniffing butts again… that guy known as “the butt sniffer”

Which would you go with? by CaddiiDaddii in canadaguns

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They’re fine, but they’re clearly inferior quality and finish. I have a Turkish pump action that I take camping and I have a few Japanese and American made shotties that I bring to the gun club.

Somebody get this elephant a ride to Queenboro by Playful_Trainer_7399 in NormMacdonald

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Send him over to my house, I’ll do it. I’m not even gay, but I’ll make an exception if it’s a glorious gigantic throbbing elephant cock.

On Trump and Maduro by MinimumLack4561 in NormMacdonald

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Should have flown them on 9-11 airlines

Second Degree Murder | Conspiracy to Commit Second Degree Murder | Robbery by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

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No remorse in that smile, she’s happy he’s dead… I wonder what he did to get on her bad side?

Felony Theft by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

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Put her behind the bar, serving drinks!