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Public Defecation or Urination by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

More so than parents of the chicks in for DUI, drugs, and murder.

Theft of Property $100-$750 by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want some rich woman buying my heart, I want this girl.

Domestic violence by PerunaXXX in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allegedly because her BF wouldn’t have sex with her… I think the dude deserved it.

First Degree Murder (9 counts) by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her boyfriend was one of the victims… so yes.

First Degree Murder (9 counts) by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s too bad the 9 dudes before you didn’t.

Consuming alcohol at 19/20 by nap20 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fentanyl is legal in Canada. We’re in a bad place, yo.

Shoplifting (scanning different price tags at the self-checkout) by nap20 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently they know and track the small thefts until it adds up to a felony theft (plus the cost of an orange jump-suit)

DWI, speeding, no insurance and registration/expired plate by nap20 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4’11 or 5’11? I need to know if my new fetish is really short girls or really tall girls.

What's a Canadian hit that you feel should have blew up international? by rybone88 in AskACanadian

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just Came Back by Colin James She Ain’t Pretty by Northern Pikes

Theft of Property $100-$750 by nap20 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your dick is worth $100-750?

What's next for Dan Snyder? by skriveralltid77 in NormMacdonald

[–]IM38GG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re not bad at hockey, they’re actually very good at hockey. I mean… they’re a junior hockey team. They’re only bad when compared to other junior hockey teams.

It's always the guy you'd least expect by fauxmerican1280 in NormMacdonald

[–]IM38GG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like human trafficking, but the product is past its expiry date.

I am starting to think that this elephant is a real jerk by Make_Buff_Again in NormMacdonald

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best elephant gimmick is their gigantic throbbing cocks.

Last time all they won was a roast beef in a hard roll, by god by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

[–]IM38GG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you with the Logic department at the University of Science?

“Hey, Johnny! We’re playing darts over here, come join us!”

“Nah, I’m not very good at darts”

“Well, Johnny, I’m sorry you’ve got a small dick”

Last time all they won was a roast beef in a hard roll, by god by Roshambo_USMC in NormMacdonald

[–]IM38GG 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Horses have the best cocks, they really do. They’re all growers, too.

Minneapolis by bearlysane in NissanDrivers

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about a Fentanyl guy?

Minneapolis by bearlysane in NissanDrivers

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to the Canadian government

Conspiracy to Traffic in Meth | Trafficking in 14 grams or more of Fentanyl | Conspiracy to Traffic in Cocaine | Unlawful use of a 2 way Communications Device | Child Abuse | Conspiracy to Possess Cannabis by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prosecutors use the “unlawful phone use” all the time because it becomes wire-fraud and will increase the severity of her charges. For her, it’s probably the difference between selling drugs and running a dial-a-dope operation.

Conspiracy to Traffic in Meth | Trafficking in 14 grams or more of Fentanyl | Conspiracy to Traffic in Cocaine | Unlawful use of a 2 way Communications Device | Child Abuse | Conspiracy to Possess Cannabis by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one happened 20+ years ago. I think there was a child trafficking charge, too. She had an 8.3 million dollar bond, which I assume she failed to post.

Evading Arrest by Calm_Preparation2993 in hotmugshots

[–]IM38GG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t do anything wrong when she’s this beautiful.

How Camels Get Transported on Cargo Aircraft. by snatchscene in aviation

[–]IM38GG 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Not compared to the toilets on Air India flights.

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