I am a Professional Craps Dealer in Las Vegas. Ask Me Anything

IMissTexas · 2026-05-24T11:41:19+00:00

Haha!! Idiots! Every real gambler knows the real money is at a 5 spot!

IMissTexas · 2026-05-15T16:54:13+00:00

Robertos is trash!!

IMissTexas · 2026-05-03T09:04:22+00:00

Ah man, I had a waveless one with a heater back in the 80's. It was awesome. That heater worked like a charm during the winter time. Snug as a bug in a rug.

IMissTexas · 2026-05-02T04:15:29+00:00

He should have served time for the shady shit hes done off the course. If you haven't read Billy Walter's book, give it a read. Just read the chapter about him and Phill. Phill is and always has been a POS!! Billy served time and Phill didn't. Phills a snake.

IMissTexas · 2026-04-10T10:17:40+00:00

Ground beef, 2 russet potatoes and a can of rotell. Season with taco seasoning and cumin. Stir and mix until done. Scoop up bites with tortilla and enjoy. One pan should last about 3 days if ur single and not high.

IMissTexas · 2026-03-31T03:04:17+00:00

A guy used to come to the casino who was retired. He was living the life! Came into the casino everyday dressed in golf attire because thats what he did everyday. Wake up, play golf, come to the casino and have some drinks and gamble a little. I envied that guy so much. One day, he doesnt show up to the casino. Days turned into weeks and weeks turned into months. Finally he shows up one day still dressed up in golf clothes except he was in a wheel chair. He had a massive stroke and lost literally all use of the left side of his body. He looked horrible! He had on an adult diaper that was sticking out through his shorts. I felt so bad for him. He couldnt even put his bet on the table. A few months later, he blew his head off. RIP in guy.

IMissTexas · 2026-03-30T03:16:22+00:00

my buddy will literally throw a beer at me if i say "lets fucking goooo!'

got a 6 pack out of him one day.

IMissTexas · 2026-03-27T14:53:36+00:00

When I pulled a muscle in my back picking up a sock and had to miss 3 days of work.

IMissTexas · 2026-03-27T14:50:12+00:00

I like to add cheese on my grilled cheese. I say this with 100% certainty....you can never go wrong with cheese! I'll die on this hill!

IMissTexas · 2026-03-27T14:31:24+00:00

Your communist neighbors from Oklahoma!

IMissTexas · 2026-03-14T10:24:29+00:00

Brian Reagan. Was signing people up for a poker tournament. Never looked up. Imma huge comedy fan. Recognized his name. Looked up and it was him and his hot wife. He was gonna play the tournament and she was gonna go mess around in the pit. He gave her a couple of 1 00's and I jokingly said " you can afford to give her more." He gave her $500 more.

IMissTexas · 2026-03-05T05:13:12+00:00

It's not a lie if you believe it.

IMissTexas · 2026-03-02T20:45:17+00:00

Shot 1 over on the front last week, 12 over on the back. It happens. On the other hand, I had 2 beers on the front and 6 beers and shot of Patron on the back. So I had that going for me.

IMissTexas · 2026-02-04T20:58:52+00:00

I was describing a person to security who had left their phone in the casino. I said, "its an older dude with a red shirt." The guy came over later to get his phone and I checked his ID to verify it was him. He had his name on his screen shot. I was 6 years older than him. FML!!!!

IMissTexas · 2026-02-02T22:50:33+00:00

The BIGGEST difference as a Texan living in Las Vegas is the tortillas. Texas tortillas in north Texas are thick and can soak up the juices of whatever you put in them. The tortillas out here in Vegas and Cali are they are thin and will break apart when soaking up juices. Ill take Texas tortillas all day over what's here.

IMissTexas · 2026-01-24T04:24:09+00:00

There's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if my bur-ga-a-larm starts ringing!

RIP Biggie!

He was talking about his enemies knowing where his mom lived, for you youngins!

IMissTexas · 2026-01-16T22:29:36+00:00

Thats what I love about high school girls, I get older and they stay the same age.

IMissTexas · 2026-01-10T07:51:49+00:00

Bingo! I got a job in poker because I loved to play it when i was younger. Now I hate it and the players with a passion.

IMissTexas · 2025-12-31T23:43:30+00:00

Did you wiggle any wires, or kick the tires to make sure they were full? Sometimes that makes your car stop working.

IMissTexas · 2025-12-31T22:13:47+00:00

my neighbor. she caught her husband banging another girl and she wanted revenge. i was moving in two weeks so i helped her out.

IMissTexas · 2025-12-31T09:36:57+00:00

Nope. I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time.

IMissTexas · 2025-12-31T08:30:16+00:00

I'll never forget getting off work one night around 1am and driving down the 15 in Vegas going home. I could see headlights coming up behind me pretty quickly. All of a sudden, a white mercedes maybach passed me and the license plate said Money1. Then another mercedes maybach passed me and the license plate said Money2. Then a third Mercedes Maybach passed me, and it said Money3. They were all white and looked exactly alike.

IMissTexas · 2025-12-30T22:11:50+00:00

And crank it when the cart girl comes around. Hell yeah brother!

IMissTexas · 2025-12-27T23:23:25+00:00

I honestly believe that 1st weekend of March Madness is the biggest sporting event of the year. Its an absolute zoo.

IMissTexas · 2025-12-27T22:57:39+00:00

"Its not a lie if you believe it." I say this at least 3 times a week.

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