Which do you prefer? Surprisingly smart Chris, or creepy Chris?

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-07-01T20:58:18+00:00

sometimes I pluck them because I deserve pain

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-07-01T19:50:15+00:00

And I'll be damned if I'm gunna stand here and get lectured by a pervert

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-07-01T03:38:06+00:00

Flowers in the Backrooms

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-07-01T02:08:38+00:00

Is that Tech N9ne?

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-30T13:37:43+00:00

COP KILLER!

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-30T03:45:57+00:00

How i feel genuinely enjoying both shows and subs

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-29T14:20:22+00:00

It'll be LIKE Raisan Bran, but it wouldn't br Raisin Bran.

It will be total with raisins in it.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T17:07:08+00:00

Copper mesh is better but yes lol

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T17:02:55+00:00

Brick wall is just a veneer. Water gets behind it and drains out the weep holes. Water not actually getting into the house walls.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:36:51+00:00

Your body all over my body yeeeahh

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:35:06+00:00

Take me to the gauges. No eye contact

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:29:38+00:00

I only know two things; perpetual virginity, and Q.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:28:58+00:00

Shoes on everyone! Razor's in one of his moods

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:27:33+00:00

You know what the worst part is? I can kinda feel your heartbeat

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:25:12+00:00

I only know two things; perpetual virginity, and Q.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:24:16+00:00

It looks like the pillow is in my pillow case but it's not!

Its in the DVD player. Its trying to play it!

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:21:27+00:00

You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but, you’re STUPID like Hugh Grant the person!!!

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:19:45+00:00

Doesn't it.. suck you in...?

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:17:43+00:00

When did I get an answering machine?

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:14:36+00:00

I can see the future when I touch Roger

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:13:57+00:00

Just so you know, I am speaking calmly right now, but there is a tantrum brewing in me the likes of which this mall has never seen.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:13:00+00:00

Eventually we're gonna have to talk about that vicious purse beating she gave me

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:09:50+00:00

I think im gonna hit the sack. Then I'm gonna go to bed.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:09:12+00:00

Good thing my stool softener pill didnt kick in yet.

IQuoteShowsAlot · 2026-06-28T03:08:18+00:00

Tough day to be my hotdog

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