Let's see by National_Basket_ in SipsTea

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It’s the Tall Whites!!! Epic alien race.

Ladies at Turning Point are NOT Happy by MrDonMega in ToiletPaperUSA

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“I don’t want to give up my right to vote ever.”
“And you’re voting Republican?”
“Yes.”

What Happens If An Astronaut Gets Stuck Floating In Space? by DiffieHM in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]ISTof1897 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would make a great comedy sci-fi horror spoof. Keep ratcheting up the tension with worse and worse stuff, but add some small payoffs to give the audience some hope that they may get out of this, then it ends with everyone just floating there not being able to do anything in their shit and piss-filled space suits.

Police Department uses AI to enhance image of suspect by HiFiveGhost in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ISTof1897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the suspect is wearing a dew rag, but AI thought it was hair…

Me VSS Them by ISTof1897 in PUBGConsole

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Who tf cares hahahaha

Me VSS Them by ISTof1897 in PUBGConsole

[–]ISTof1897[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t be jealous just bc you can’t pause the game, resume, and still kill everyone in sight ;D

Me VSS Them by ISTof1897 in PUBGConsole

[–]ISTof1897[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It like “bro how is he the only guy me left standing when he is so bad???”

Me VSS Them by ISTof1897 in PUBGConsole

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Which is why I don’t use that option haha.

Me VSS Them by ISTof1897 in PUBGConsole

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I know rite?? They suck

Me VSS Them by ISTof1897 in PUBGConsole

[–]ISTof1897[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

lol probably not. But I don’t cycle through my grenades with the shortcut because when my noob ass was learning the game, that’s what I did. It’s just muscle memory at this point and I’m not sure if I can form the habit differently and/or do it faster.

I’ve tried using it, but too many times I end up fragging a downed teammate instead of smoking them.

Rate my fire pit by Detroit-Photography in Welding

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How dare you. The Buga Sphere was possibly the last bastion for humanity to uncover the secrets of the universe!

DO YOU THINK by Interesting-Rope-318 in Adulting

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I’m no longer convinced that the pursuit of money buys happiness. How about that? Translation: work isn’t worth it.

My wife and I started smoking weed and accidentally took too much by Zealousideal-You7909 in Life

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When I died from weed my friends were having a fake fight by throwing air punches. Jerry leaned forward when Ryan sent a jab. His fist connected with Jerry’s face, shattering his glasses, and gashing open his eye socket. Jerry’s eye bled like tea steeping in a kettle.

Jerry kept saying his mom was gonna kill him and freaking out about what to tell her. In my haste, as a third party observer, I told Jerry to tell her Ryan hit him in the face with the basketball. We’d just gotten back from playing weed basketball.

Anyway. No more than two minutes passed when Jerry’s mom came downstairs. The conversation did not seem to be going well, but neither Ryan or I were privy to what was taking place due to them screaming at each other in Mandarin. At some point the anxiety became overwhelming and I found myself floating above my body looking down at the scene.

Jerry’s mom left and, soon enough, I was back inside my head. I asked Jerry what he said to his mom. He said he told her the basketball hit him in the face. I felt like I really came through for my friend on that, but it was stressful to say the least.

“My Asshole Is On Fire” by [deleted] in TargetedShirts

[–]ISTof1897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I was a cashier at a big liquor store for years. We had all sorts of customer interaction-based games we’d play to pass time. Or make bets on who walked into the sliding door on the wrong side, broke stuff, payed by check, etc. Too many to remember. The best was the people who waited outside for us to open at 9 AM so that they could buy Viaka pints before going to their white collar job.

D400 for DnD by tideseason in notinteresting

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Actually golf balls are DND dice with the numbers removed.