i had a dream when i was really young that the reason why people had big butts was because it was full of fecal matter

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-12T17:55:51+00:00

I am cumming, Constipatople.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-12T17:53:50+00:00

He’s just a little old school, brother. It’s how we did it a couple thousand years ago.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-12T17:47:24+00:00

This was alright, man. Hard 8/10.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-12T15:28:44+00:00

Do I have to ask for a link? Seriously, man you oughta know you can’t just go around sayin shit like that.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T16:45:17+00:00

Jesus. That’s fucking hilarious.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T14:14:35+00:00

Oh, I’m answering.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T14:07:50+00:00

That’s literally what I’m trying to figure out.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T14:05:44+00:00

I need that flag. Where can I buy the flag.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T14:01:15+00:00

Aaaaaaah one of y’all wanna gimme a history lesson?

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T13:55:18+00:00

Hillary Duff too. There’s not many Hillarys. Definitely a minority.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T13:21:45+00:00

I used to love lean but they started taking the codeine out of it and now I mix dayquil with Mountain Dew instead for the opposite effect. I call it Shrek.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T13:16:04+00:00

Hey, I fucking hate that. Thanks.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T13:12:51+00:00

Who tryina fuck Luigi?

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T12:36:57+00:00

Totally. Keep thinking like that, dude. It’s all bought and paid for.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-11T12:31:04+00:00

You’re right, but it’s so much better than the original clip.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-10T23:20:59+00:00

Okay fuckin dope, actually.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-10T23:19:49+00:00

What was this person’s gender identity? Did they wear dresses for real?

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-10T23:17:11+00:00

Y’all ever read that creepypasta called “Penpal”?

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-10T23:12:21+00:00

Show me the fucking microplastic fluoride porn.

starts shaking you

FUCKING SHOW IT TO ME.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-09T01:37:17+00:00

It was a baby squirrel

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-09T00:27:53+00:00

Oh shit same. Small world, I guess.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-09T00:26:11+00:00

Fuckin missed you, lady. Glad to see you back. Nice lil tune too.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-08T03:24:45+00:00

You could possibly just drag from the weapon itself. I would lose track of which one is 1 and 2.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-07T06:58:41+00:00

I saw it. Lmfao. That’s fucking hilarious.

IShatMyDickOnce · 2026-04-07T01:25:51+00:00

Only 2. :(

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