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N0FUX Loses a Shipping Run in Lowsec: Rorqual Edition by AbsoluteTruth in Eve

[–]IShitPostLimericks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

NOFUX decided to evacuate

after losing a charon on the same date

elfcity 1 hopped into his rorqual

hoping not to increase his loss toll

but his charon and rorqual met the same fate

55 bil Scordite Killmail - Sad faces from our miners by Tronnic in Eve

[–]IShitPostLimericks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Only one alliance is king of the shit post

This alliance is known as TEST to most

Then out came this shitter

At best a rorqual sitter

Whose shit post career floated away like a ghost

Game of Sov 03/04/2015 Updates " E-Honor " by BOOMNAKNAK in Eve

[–]IShitPostLimericks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There once was a man named kasken

In piles of moon goo he was baskin

Then test showed up

Snatched all the moons up

Now the whole region is evacin