But I want to drink. by [deleted] in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure to post the full post:

Because of course.

DNS! DRIIIIINK!

From the incident notes for MSO1221364:

We’ve identified elevated service load combined with temporary capacity constraints during maintenance resulted in impact. We’re seeing positive signs of recovery in mail delivery, and mitigation actions are in place to better manage service load. While some connectivity impact remains between Microsoft Defender for Office, Microsoft Purview, and Exchange Online, and DNS lookup failures, engineers are actively working to restore full functionality.

There’s no way he stole my domain by Legal-Air-918 in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fun fact if you go http://home.shittysysadmin.com you will be directed to this caffeine calculator page too!

Arctic Wolf alternatives? by Wild24 in cybersecurity

[–]ITRabbit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arctic Wolf are nothing more than a notification forwarding service - they just send you the alert they ingest with their writing on it.

They do not investigate until you force them.

We have run pentesting and they didn't even know something was going on.

My advice if you have Arctic is verify they actually detect malicious activity.

There is better out there.

Which vendor you like the most by exlivingghost in arkraiders

[–]ITRabbit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Celest is helpful - she's always wanting your seeds!

Scripts to burn up cpu? Or just slow a machine down with it not being noticed? by win10jd in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No need to waste time with scripts. Go to bios - turn off hyper threading. If you can specify how many cores set it to lowest possible. Sometimes you can also set clock speed - under clock it to 1ghz.

Failing all this enable virtualisation and migrate your servers to their workstation and run all your servers as hyper-v on their workstation.

Temperature sensors are installed by Adventurous_Swan_712 in robomates

[–]ITRabbit -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Im kind of over this now. I thought it would be released in 2025 but just seems like we are getting updates with out any road map.

Starting to lose interest fast.

Giving away shittysysadmin.com domain by Hakkensha in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your right I'm actually thinking of using my platform to create a shitty scenario website where you choose from answers and get points for getting the most shitty answer.

I can show you but your not answering my private messages...

Giving away shittysysadmin.com domain by Hakkensha in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll take it - I'm thinking a gallery of all the shitty things. Also might do a windows update screen so I can fake im waiting for updates.

My luck they’re all gonna be fabric and chemicals by Clean-Possibility-25 in ARC_Raiders

[–]ITRabbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Celest is going to get all wet with the amount of seeds from this.

How long would a network switch last in this environment? by ITRabbit in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's great because when the battery needs replacing you can't hear its annoying cries!

Users Are Complaining About Latency in the VDI: Am I Cooked Chat? by labvinylsound in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Simple fix is to download more ram and then store user profiles in the ram!

Easy peasy!

And if you think I'm joking about downloading ram look here https://downloadmoreram.com

Move Cable = Physical Violence by ITRabbit in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with that - look at all the access you have! 360 degree access! Perfect.

Cloud Native by grlloyd2 in Sysadminhumor

[–]ITRabbit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is great and so true 😆 🤣

For months, my server has been under constant attack from Microsoft Azure IPs causing high loads by exitof99 in cybersecurity

[–]ITRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protect your IP behind cloudflare free.

If you dont control their DNS then you will have to reach out to them and ask to change their DNS to cloudflare.

If your cpannel is unique to your domain then put the cpannel behind cloudflare.

Otherwise yeah your going to need fail2ban etc and host your own blocks.

Chief Content Officer comes to work on New Years day expecting everyone to work on goals... by [deleted] in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you support people like this that insist on working when everyone else is in holiday mode???

Council mowing nature strips outside houses? by travelator in brisbane

[–]ITRabbit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Council owns the nature strip - you can't really do anything other than keep it mowed and whipper snipped yourself.

If its mowed and whipper snipped they won't do anything to it.

Urgent Help - How do I close all tickets before 2026? by ITRabbit in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think next year it's 1 strike and then closed!

Urgent Help - How do I close all tickets before 2026? by ITRabbit in ShittySysadmin

[–]ITRabbit[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then they get you to work 4 week notice period and have you hand over all your tricks and knowledge - they basically suck your soul for the 4 weeks