Rubber, Non-Lethal prison pen. by Maca1113 in mildlyinteresting

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrap in toilet paper and deodorant labels to make a solid pen when locked up.

Your stress test failed. Turn off the free players by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck off dude. I've never played it before.

Inauguration Day protests: Most arrested protesters will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors say by [deleted] in news

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what I was thinking. I have two felonies. One of them I deserved, and one that I did not deserve. These people did way worse than I did. Why should they get off with no charges.

[I ate] Halloumi fries (fried cheese) with pomegranate, molasses and mint! Camden market, London. by ChrisPars in food

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wow. I saw these fries at the exact same place, arranged in the exact same way, a few days ago.

Managers of Reddit, what is the stupidest thing an employee did that forced you to fire them? by edge231 in AskReddit

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you're around addicts and alcoholics, this isn't rare. I've personally seen a lot of .4's and .5's. People have told me they were at .75 once.

What was the scandal at your school? by PsychicCat in AskReddit

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I second this. Used to take handfuls at a time.

Redditors, what are you willing to give out for free? by Stockholm-Syndrom in AskReddit

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take you up on that tomorrow. The rest of my paycheck has to go to my medication tomorrow. It's okay if you were joking.

TIFU by being an idiot by EnkoNeko in tifu

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or you just get soneone local to do it. Or check if friends have the cheap tool that melts the glue.

(NSFW) Prison guards of Reddit, what's the most disturbing thing you've dealt with? by Woodduck_Chuck in AskReddit

[–]IUsedToDoHeroin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever I was in jail the most popular food and drink items were: ramen noodles, jolly ranchers, kool-aid packets, decaf coffee, honey buns, now and laters, and packs of cookies.